The Everyone's Welcome Thread (even Canadians, SEO experts, and oldies..you get the idea).

Discussion in 'The Break Room' started by DU, Jun 27, 2012.

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  1. usernamex

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    snipe

    really now, it's getting to be a bit too easy

    EDIT: I shall use my powers of sniping for EVIL and suggest everyone check out my first ever auction on NP in my sig line - MwuaHaHa! (and no I didn't plan it for that)

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    If you are on mobile..and don't want to go the extra step to see signature..

    https://www.namepros.com/threads/fun-auction-9ninja-com-1-start.1025059/

    Reminds of me a joke..
    Wanted to become a ninja..so googled "ninja school"...couldn't find it...well played Ninjas..well played
     
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    From same article

    There's also nothing barring Vegas from making deals to select a player and trade him to another team.

    Believe salary cap will be a big factor...
     
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    Another good one ^^^^^
    Ok, here's an old one...

    Little Johnnys parents are getting a divorce and both are fighting for custody.
    So the Judge ask Johnny who he wants to live with.
    "Do you want to live with your mom?:
    "No way, my mom beats me."
    "Then you want to live with your dad."
    "Heck no, my dads worse, he beats me every day."
    "Then who do you want to live with?"
    Johnny thinks about it, and says, "I want to live with the (T.B. Rays), they don't beat anybody."
    (insert team of your choice) ;) @DU

    (Hope all the fathers out there had a good Fathers Day)

    Peace,
    Cy
     
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    https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/odd...image/image/55264521/usa_today_10108743.0.jpg

    :)
     
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    The Purcell Mountains - South Eastern British Columbia, Canada.
    Would you do this walk?
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    @GILSAN - I'll be right behind you



    PS Is a Spoiler Alert required for a movie that was released in 1984?
     
  11. MapleDots

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    Hey!!!
    I take offence at the title of this thread!!

    Even Canadians!! what is implied by that?

    I'm going to report the OP to a moderator and get this whole topic shut down for the sake of political correctness. :ROFL::xf.laugh::ROFL::xf.laugh:

    Hello... I never did take the time to properly respond to this topic.

    Wishing all current and new members the very best and may good fortune smile upon you all.
     
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    Hang on lady, we go for a ride. <<< One of the best lines in that movie, and there were a few.

    Peace,
    Cy

    111f here today, and not even July yet.
    Total 8 days over 105 started Saturday.
    :( There goes the electric bill.... fly away, fly away.... up, up ,up.
     
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    top.jpg

    Scary but not as scary as this...
     
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    Scary, but not as scary as this...
     
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    Crap, I think you beat me fair and square :xf.smile:
     
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    Everyone's a winner in this thread... even Canadians :xf.smile:
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    @MapleDots
    Welcome to the thread.

    Peace,
    Cy
     
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    Welcome @MapleDots...how can you be more politically correct that being called a Canadian..


    Prefer being called that than "Canuck" or "UpNorth (except Alaska), the country where Justin Bieber comes from"

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches
    a well dressed gentleman on the street.
    "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?"
    The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend
    it on liquor are you?"
    "No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.
    "You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman.
    "No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum.
    "You are not going to waste my money on buying domains" the gentleman asked?
    "No, sir, I don't buy domains," replied the bum.
    "You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?" asks the man.
    "Never," says the bum, "I don't play golf."
    The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal.
    The bum accepts eagerly.
    While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him.
    "Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your
    table?"
    "Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble , not into domaining or play golf.

    (Note I added the domain part...)
     
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  20. MapleDots

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    HaHa.... a bunch of funny people here.

    We have to make sure to apologize for that one so they don't hold it against us.
    The little guy comes from right around the corner where I live.

    I also went to school with Lennox Lewis the boxer.
     
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    Cool about Lennox Lewis..
    As for Justin.. not a hater or die hard fan..can't be negative about a guy who makes me money (Amazon)!
    Proud when any Canadian makes it big in USA (Drake is in Forbes Top Ten Richiest Celebrites)

    Believe it or not..lots of good stuff gets posted here about Canada/Canadians..

    Under the theory (comment baiting now) that @iowadawg is a closet Canadian!!

    P.S. @Cyberian used your Hippo/Zippo joke on FB..got a few likes..
     
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    oh Canada our home and native land true patriot love in all thy sons command with glowing hearts we see thee rise the true north strong and free from far and wide oh Canada we stand on guard for thee god keep our land glorious and free oh Canada we stand on guard for thee oh Canada we stand on guard for thee

    Did I get it right? I was practicing while getting food ready the other day and was washing greens so my new favorite joke with my cat is We stand on chard for thee! My cat eats chard 'tis funny

    <- secretly training to be a closet Canadian

    @MapleDots - who is your team? Could guess based on geography yet that isn't always accurate.
     
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    "we stand on chard for thee". Lol..no LMAO
     
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    something is wonky with my keyboard - my return key is malfunctioing and causing things to submit while posting . . .
     

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