entertainment Joke/picture of the day - Whatever make people laugh

[johnn]

Post your joke here to make other people laugh and happy.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window…

If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
---------------------------------------------------
Two men were talking about their wives

The first man says “My wife is an angel.” The second man says “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

 

[mr-x]

 

[Kenny]

Grandpa always said...
When one door closes, another one opens.

Great man.
Terrible cabinet maker.

Peace,
Kenny

 

[johnn]

 

[johnn]

 

[ALBROKER]

 

[mr-x]

married...

 

[lock]

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.

Love a good queen sacrifice. I love chess i haven't played in years @CraigD became friends playing chess 30+ years ago he would get bored beating me fing nerd.

 

[lock]

Show attachment 207633

Only fans 5 at a time.

 

[jhm]

 

[RobM]

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog.

 

[johnn]

 

[DOMAIN ILLUMINATI]

"com" (or "xyz" (or any other letter combination (except the letter combination "top"))) is "top"

 

[johnn]

Go away and take your spam top somewhere else.
Not in my thread.
Do you have a mental problem?

 

[DOMAIN ILLUMINATI]

Go away and take your spam top somewhere else.
Not in my thread.
Do you have a mental problem?

Nice set of 3 jokes but in case you are serious, here are my (serious) replys:

1.)
My post is a joke in a publicly accessible joke thread, feel free to not start such threads or to go away if you have a problem with that.

2.)
It's not just your thread, it's my thread as well (actually it's only nP's thread).

3.)
No, I am ok, thanks - I just made a (very) good joke, not to say a top joke.

 

[DomainNature]

A modified Christmas Carol from Russian, not sure if I translated it proper.

Caroling Caroling
I'm with my grandmother alone
open your crypto wallets
give us DogeCoins
DogeCoins are not important
give us Bitcoins.

 

[redemo]

Love a good queen sacrifice. I love chess i haven't played in years @CraigD became friends playing chess 30+ years ago he would get bored beating me fing nerd.

Let's play.

 

[DomainNature]

Here is a Domaining Carol.

Domaining Domaining
I'm with Verisign alone
open your favourite registrar
go handreg .com, .net, .org, .io
.com, .net, .org, .io are not important
better go handreg .xyz, until you go bankrupt
and it is unknown if you will ever sell any such ticket

 

[DomainNature]

Another one, but the rhime is no perfect.

Lotto Lotto Super Lotto
Crypto Meta NFT and DeFi
Poker Casino Slots again
bet your tickets on 20K of .xyz in vain
lose hope and your sleep
never reaching the deep
as Baba Vanga have predicted
nothing ventured nothing gifted
throw your Tarot cards up next
and foresee the future in old written text
throw the coffee grounds again
yes you may think that I m insane
but in the end you may foresee
that Rick Schwartz is a lucky gambler as everyone see
get your magic ball up next
to foresee that I will be the King in every text!
maybe try now some numerology
and who knows write some apology
p.s. forgot about Astrology.

by iTesla

 

[DomainNature]

New acronym P2E (Pray To Earn) hurry up and reg them all, oh but most are taken due to play to earn.

p2ecrypro
p2ebitcoin
p2ecoin
p2ecoins
p2ecrumbles
p2ebread
p2elove
p2ehouse
p2ecars
p2ewife
p2eallot
p2ediamonds
p2egold
p2eplatinum
p2ejewels
p2efreedom
p2eforever
p2eanyactress
p2eattention
p2epopularity
p2elikes
p2econtrol
p2efollowers
p2eeverything
p2egoogle
p2etesla
p2eapple
p2eiphone

p.s. it is adviced to reg them in .ORG (organization).

 

[johnn]

What would you do if your car won't stop at stop signs?

Tesla recalls 53,822 cars because they won’t stop at stop signs​

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2022/02/tesla-recalls-53822-cars-because-they-wont-stop-at-stop-signs/

 

[mr-x]

What would you do if your can won't stop at stop signs?

Tesla recalls 53,822 cars because they won’t stop at stop signs​

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2022/02/tesla-recalls-53822-cars-because-they-wont-stop-at-stop-signs/

 

[DomainNature]

F2Ekids
in com

 

[Alop]

I stole a picture from @GILSAN again

 

[DomainNature]

That moment when the TOP guy did not reg this.
pyramid//top
OMG I can't stop laugh!!!

 

[whoevencares]

That moment when the TOP guy did not reg this.
pyramid//top

woman on//top.....,



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I meant burj kalifa...., What did you think?