negotiable FunkyToddler.com emergency sale

[jwpdomains]

I've got a handful of domains I need to sell ASAP. I've lost my job, and things are quickly crumbling around me. I'll admit I'm a newbie with domaining, so my portfolio probably stinks... but I have the following domains for sale:
[updated with estibot values]

backpackingoregon.com [$320]
funkytoddler.com [$240]
featuredtoys.net [$110]
protectivegoggles.net [$350]
buytesv.com [$0]
nipslipdrunks.com [$0]
powellskates.com [$140]
skatersgonnaskate.com [$0]
silverdresser.com [$1900]
silversoldered.com [$1300]
silverpump.com [$1100]
backstreetboysmusic.com [$2900]
malocashmere.com [$2100]
wetsuitkids.com [$1900]
flightportland.com [$1300]
casiodigital.com [$11000]
thehangover.us [$4200]
startattoopictures.com [$910]
f60.biz [$10000]
g-u-a-r-a-n-t-e-e.com [$0]

I have until June 1st to raise $2000, or I may find myself moving under a bridge with no Internet access.

God bless!

 

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[jwpdomains]

Am I to believe my entire portfolio isn't even worth the reg fees I paid?

I am honestly desperate at this point. I've got two weeks left before I get evicted from my apartment.

If anybody can at least suggest another place to attempt selling my domains, I would truly appreciate it. I've tried sedo and whypark with no luck. I wanted to try using flippa, but cannot afford the listing fees at this point.

Please help

 

[jwpdomains]

Anyone? Any interest in any of them whatsoever?

I really need help here. Stressing out to the max.

If/when I get my rent paid, I'd be more than willing to do some custom HTML/CSS work as a show of gratitude.