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I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

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Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

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The following subjects are
BANNED

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So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.
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POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok
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I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

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We are also lady and animal friendly

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Atlanta Falcons won yesterday, 2 in a row since they fired the coach. It seems people were very nice on social media, cheering them on, celebrating their win.

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So as I mentioned in past posts, I had my DNA tested with Ancestry.com and 23andMe. 23andMe had a recent update. So I found out I'm 0.3% Manchurian and Mongolian.

To bond with my Mongolian brothers out in the world, I will learn the sport of Buzkashi. Throw some dead goats around, into some hole, while riding a horse.

 
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I have been watching fireworks videos, and this is what I learned:

1) M80s are not being made anymore PERIOD!!! Things being sold now may look like M80s but they are not.
Around the Bicentental of 1976, they were so afraid of people getting hurt that the fireworks industry was changed.


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Leading to number two

2) All firecrackers have been downsized. What was once called Ladyfingers (smallest firecrackers) is now the powder gram size of normal firecrackers.

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3) People collect vintage fireworks. I was shocked (I guess keep them in a storage shed out back lol), but people have big stashes of UNLIT decades-old fireworks.


4) You cant light a brick of firecrackers at the same time. A brick is not continuously connected(like a roll) but instead just a bunch of regular packs of firecrackers.

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5) Multiple Air Shot fireworks sold at fireworks stores are called cakes and these cakes have decoratively designed packaging with names that have almost nothing to do with what you get. Honey Badger, Angry Beaver, Off Da Hook, Sexy Rider, Southern Comfort, Paparazzi, Geared Up,

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6) Fireworks are expensive. Easy to spend $100 on a 500g cake or two and get 3 minutes of action. Like a Hooker LOL
 
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Domains are a lot like the virgin mary toast which fetched $28,000
“Know what you have.”
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Normally have about 70-80 kids come by for trick or treating. I know this because I've been counting for the last few years so I can figure out the right amount of candy, so I don't run out and I'm not left with much, if any. No shutdowns, cancellations or anything like that where I'm at.

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Thought the same would happen, but ours was nuts. Ran out of candy early, daughter was gracious enough to give out some of her loot.

Used a couple of drainage pipes Macgyvered togethered for safe transfer.. kids put their bags on the bottom end and caught the candy down the chute. Actually kind of fun. Had a staff with a skull on it, wore a welding helmet and asked the kids why it was so dark out.

👻👻 first full moon tonight for Halloween in like a few decades or something..
 
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Now official!!!!
Our 7th (seventh) great grandchild is due next April 28, 2021!!!
Do not yet know whether boy or girl....
 
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Now official!!!!
Our 7th (seventh) great grandchild is due next April 28, 2021!!!
Do not yet know whether boy or girl....

Congrats!
 
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James May posted six days ago about his new pub, suppose to open in one week. And today new lockdown, oh %$^&#$%^

 
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I have been watching fireworks videos, and this is what I learned:


6) Fireworks are expensive. Easy to spend $100 on a 500g cake or two and get 3 minutes of action. Like a Hooker LOL
You have to remember if you are spending money on a hooker you dont let her get the easy shot.
(Readers Digest version of an old joke)

Peace,
Cy
 
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