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I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

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The following subjects are
BANNED

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So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.
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POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok
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I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

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We are also lady and animal friendly

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Fuck ebay. I think I may go domaining 100%, I'm at 95% now anyway.

They have this tool called Dynamic Feed Generator which lets you put dynamic, live listings on your site. Put in the code, it updates on it's own. Spider friendly products.

Few months ago I got a compliance warning and I had 3 days to fix my sites or I would get the boot from the program. I've been with them about 20 years. Didn't say what sites were the issue, didn't say what was wrong. Figured out that just by using that tool, you're out of compliance since it doesn't come with ebay branding. So first I removed all the listings from 4 sites, them put them all back once the guy that provided the wordpress plugin put the ebay branding text.

Now they're decommissioning the tool June 30. I wish I could get that whole team fired.

This is funny:

 
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The paradox of our age:
**This was originally written by Dr. Bob Morehead, but has been altered slightly while bouncing around on the internet since 1998**
 
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A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow one dollar.
The manager decides to humor him and takes him into his office and asks if he has any collateral.
The man pulls out stock certificates, bonds, deeds, and you name it, he’s got it. So they write up the loan and out he goes with his dollar.
He comes back a year later and pays back the dollar with six cents interest. The manager says, “You fool. Do you know how much trouble you caused us with your piddling one dollar loan?
The man says, “I’m a fool? Do you know anyplace else where I can rent a safe deposit box for six cents a year?”
 
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How do you know if someone’s a vegan?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
 
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Michael Curtiz, director, arranging a scene during Casablanca:
"Wery nice, but I vant a poodle."

Prop Master:
"But you never asked for one. We don't have one!"

Curtiz:
"Vell, get one."

Prop Master:
"What color?"

Curtiz:
"Dark, you idiot, we're shooting in color!"

[A few minutes later, Curtiz is called out to see a large poodle.]

Curtiz:
"Vat do I do with this goddamn dog?!"

Prop Master:
"You said you wanted a poodle, Mr.Curtiz."

Curtiz:
"I vanted a poodle in the street! A poodle. A poodle of water!"
 
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A southerner would understand this one:
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Dodged a tornado today. Right at the end of my workout, tornado warning, take cover now. 3 warnings from different places. Turned on the local news, live cam, we have debris flying up in the air. Radar, street by street. Couple of streets over apparently has some damage, debris, trees down. Where I was at, it just sprinkled, not much wind at all. Here is video from a lake nearby:

Actually, more on the way.


 
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