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Thanks so much for the poem. I like the idea and points. But is it really true that everyone eventually gets the right one?

Anyway, this is my favourite part of your poem:

The wonderful thing about domains
Is they tell your business’ story!
They’re loaded with keywords and meaning
They help you get traffic and glory

Thanks again,

Bob
 
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Hickory dicory Duck,
Some domains really do suck.
You can climb every mountain,
Swim every sea.
But you can't find a domainer,
Better than me.:sneaky::xf.eek::woot:O_o:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
I eat lightning,
And crap thunder.
My domains are the best,O_o
There is no wonder.
There's only one thing,
You should know.
You can either,
Bring the whoa,
Or it's a No.

"Mike drop.":xf.grin:

Yup THAT just happened.(y)

WhoaDomain.com
 
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It was many and many a registration ago,
In a registry by the sea,
That a CCTLD there resided whom you may know
By the name of Annabel.li;
And this CCTLD it lived with no other thought
Than to sit and be register’d by me.

I was a domainer and she was a domain,
In this registry by the sea,
But we renewed many years and more than years —
I and my Annabel.li —
With a discount that the whirling automatons of Hover
Granted her and me.


etc
 
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With so much drama in the N-P-C
It's kinda hard bein I.D-O-double-G
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass domains like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the New G's (yeah)
and, make a domain strings as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the escrow and the party's still jumpin
cause I got more sales coming home
I got domains in the portfolio gettin it on
and, they ain't leavin til they sell in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, domainer
I got a pocket full of .coms and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don't love them renewal increases, yeah!
So we gonna reg another domain to this New
G's up, sales up, while you domainers bounce to this

Sipping on domains and sales.

 
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(It's not always love.)

StruwwelDomain
Just look at it! for sale on the tenth,
With its nasty extension and length.
See! its spelling is never right;
Trademark lawyers are within sight;
Asserting in court, I declare,
You were trying to take company’s share;
Yes, longer domains to me are nicer
Than this one, discounted even twicer.
 
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Thanks so much for the poem. I like the idea and points. But is it really true that everyone eventually gets the right one?

I wish it was so
but as life doth teach
my love pb.com
is out of my reach
 
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A poem on domain reality........made up on the spot so might not be that good :wideyed:

You get in the game to get rich
Dreaming of those quick flips
regging names by the score
you can't wait to earn more
reality bites, no sales are in sight
you quickly end up being poor
 
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I Know ICANN,
Make money off of me.
Make money off of me.

If ya wanna reg a "King",
Pay more is gonna be.

If I work hard at it
ICANN gets a slice of me.

I Know ICANN,
Make money off of me.

If ya wanna reg a com,
This is how it's gonna be.

If I work hard at it
ICANN gets a piece of me.

Be, b-boys and girls, listen up
You can REG anything in the world, in practice.
.us, .ca, .net, .org, and .co.
But nothing comes easy, with ICANN's avarice.

I Know ICANN,
Make money off of me.
Make money off of me.


I Know ICANN,
Make money off of me.

If I work hard at it
ICANN will get a piece of me.

So if you must reg a dot,
and this is how it's gotta be,
take my advice,
Reg a CCTLD.

I Know ICANN,
Make money off of me.
Make money off of me.

If I work hard at it
ICANN will get a piece of me.

I Know ICANN,
Make money off of me.

If I work hard at it
ICANN will get a piece of me.


(This has been a WhoaDomain.com productions!)

Shout out to my Mom's! My baby Mama! And yall have a Blessed day!
Peace!
 
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With so much drama in the N-P-C
It's kinda hard bein I.D-O-double-G
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass domains like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the New G's (yeah)
and, make a domain strings as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the escrow and the party's still jumpin
cause I got more sales coming home
I got domains in the portfolio gettin it on
and, they ain't leavin til they sell in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, domainer
I got a pocket full of .coms and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don't love them renewal increases, yeah!
So we gonna reg another domain to this New
G's up, sales up, while you domainers bounce to this

Sipping on domains and sales.


REMIX

My mind on domaining.
and domaining on my mind.
 
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Here's a popular domaining poem:
'Twas the night of renewals

‘Twas the night of renewals, and all ‘round the ‘net’
Not a buyer would aid with my mountain of debt.
My names were all listed at auction with care,
In the hopes that end users would flock to them there.

My bottom was nestled all snug in the couch,
While visions of failure caused me to slouch.
And mama in her anger, and I with my pride,
Had just settled in to argue our sides.

When then on my phone came a notification,
I sprang to my feet with a sense of elation.
Away to my laptop I flew like a flash,
Clicked open my email and prayed it not crash.
Read more: 'Twas the night of renewals
 
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roses are red, violets are blue,
domaining is fun and that's no pun. yo yo yo.
 
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Clear evidence that domainers are both logical and artistic.
 
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I once knew a domain,
That I liked.
Loved it so much,
Regged it before the price Hiked.

And now that prices,
Are increasing.
Renewals will suck,
So Very Displeasing.

I guess domaining,
Will never be the same.
Now that we will feel,
The Pinch and the Pain.

But do not fret,
My fellow Domainer.
Just liquidate domains,
and don't be a complainer.

Now we will see,
What domains are worth keeping.
Cheap domain transfers,
We shall be seeking.

If the thought of prices going up,
Has got you down.
Just relax, get some sleep,
Put on your nightgown.

Hey, at least you've crypto,
It is your best friend.
If you invested early,
You will win in the end.

Happy domaining to all!
Don't give up the fight!
My all your dreams come true,
And to all a Goodnight!
 
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