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I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

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The following subjects are
BANNED

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So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.
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POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok
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I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

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We are also lady and animal friendly

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I don't wear cologne, think I owned 2 bottles in my life.
Cologne can last a lifetime, properly capped and sparsely used. But only 2 bottles.. you must not be married. Or, being from the country with the namesake, Cologne, Germany, hype gets boring after a while?

Smelly factoids:

Real thing: Eww de parfume (expensive)
2nd best thing: Eww de toilet (cheaper)

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Voting NDP on Monday. Or that other dude, People's Party. Or will just stay home. The others can decide. The others know best. I mean, they've banned skipping rope for kids at some schools. What's the point?

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@briguy Picture of you with one of your "girl" diggers. Thumbs up.
 
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Cologne can last a lifetime, properly capped and sparsely used. But only 2 bottles.. you must not be married. Or, being from the country with the namesake, Cologne, Germany, hype gets boring after a while?

Smelly factoids:

Real thing: Eww de parfume (expensive)
2nd best thing: Eww de toilet (cheaper)

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Voting NDP on Monday. Or that other dude, People's Party. Or will just stay home. The others can decide. The others know best. I mean, they've banned skipping rope for kids at some schools. What's the point?

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@briguy Picture of you with one of your "girl" diggers. Thumbs up.

This is what I have coming:

Paco Rabanne 1 Million Lucky
La Nuit De L'Homme Yves Saint Laurent - this one is #1 on a lot of lists
Versace Eros
Acqua Di Gio Absolu
John Varvatos Dark Rebel
Jimmy Choo
Invictus Aqua
Invictus
Gentlemen Only Absolute
Acqua Di Gio
Mont Blanc Legend Spirit
Dior Homme Intense
Terre d'Hermes
Dior Sauvage
Jean Paul Gaultier Le Beau Male

"Real thing: Eww de parfume (expensive)
2nd best thing: Eww de toilet (cheaper)"

Yep. One of the articles I read -
  • Splash/Aftershave hovers around 1-3% fragrance concentration.
  • Eau de Cologne hovers around 5% fragrance concentration.
  • Eau de Toilette hovers around 10% fragrance concentration.
  • Eau de Parfum hovers around 15% fragrance concentration.
https://faveable.com/sexiest-smelling-colognes-according-to-women

My Godmother was actually from Cologne, Germany, cool name, Eva Marie Jung, flows nicely, kind of a mix of biblical, psychology.
 
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A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him.

She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. “No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of
complaining but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, “I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing.....

After about 20 minutes, the man's doctor came into the room.

"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confessed..... "Not with a Daffodil."
 
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