discuss The new .com has arrived - The Big Reveal is Coming

MapleDots · Apr 11, 2019

So.... after many years of trying to find a viable alternative to the mighty .com a smart entrepreneur from Canada has finally come to the best possible solution.

Sure, by now you have all heard of .co as the second coming to .com but we all know this is much too confusing for the average end user.

So what is the natural solution???

Are you ready for the big reveal?

.conn

Yes you saw it here first, the .conn extension is the closest to .com ever.

What are the greatest advantages to a .conn extension?

1. You can easily manipulate the font to have it look just like a .com
2. You can use it for all your online scams
3. Banks and financial institutions will tremble at the power the extension owner has. They will pay thousands to lock in their brand before its used for evil purposes.

Yes fellow members, get in now before all the good variations are gone.

Simply make your certified cheque payable to MapleDots.com in the amount of $1000 USD to reserve a prominent domain today.

This is a one time offer which will not be repeated so hurry and lock in your domain today!!!!

Bob Hawkes · Apr 11, 2019

Err wasn't April 1 about 11 days ago?

JayT · Apr 11, 2019

I was thinking .corn better.

MapleDots · Apr 11, 2019

JayT said:
I was thinking .corn better.

Yes, but its application is not as broad as .conn which has the financial institutions trembling in fear.

Bernard Wright · Apr 11, 2019

...

wasn't nice

maxtra · Apr 11, 2019

Great deal sir

alcy · Apr 11, 2019

i prefer .cow

NickB · Apr 11, 2019

Well if you want to move your ship around then conn is for you I suppose.....

NYJimbo · Apr 11, 2019

Must be a slow domaining day.

I predict we will all receive an alert that this thread has been moved.....

Chris Hydrick · Apr 11, 2019

NYJimbo said:
I predict we will all receive an alert that this thread has been moved.....

(Prior to your post) I reported it to the breakroom on the basis of #fakenews

MapleDots · Apr 11, 2019

NYJimbo said:
Must be a slow domaining day.

I predict we will all receive an alert that this thread has been moved.....

No... can't be, I promise to apply for the .conn extension as soon as I get 100 deposit cheques

Who will be the first to sign up??

The best domains are going fast

Furquan · Apr 11, 2019

MapleDots said:
Yes you saw it here first, the .conn extension is the closest to .com ever.

Where is .co?

.co is a shorter & lot better then .com

DrJacoby · Apr 11, 2019

I prefer .kom.

MapleDots · Apr 11, 2019

Some good ones.....

We will classify them all as fake news

james haw · Apr 11, 2019

OMG is this true? Man I need to go offload all my coms to open up some cash to buy conns before everyone else does. Seems many are available, I must be just lucky, no-one else has gotten there first.... :P

alcy · Apr 11, 2019

alcy said:
i prefer .cow

on second thougth.. I'll call it a tie beteen .cow and .cum

loredan · Apr 11, 2019

MapleDots said:
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So.... after many years of trying to find a viable alternative to the mighty .com a smart entrepreneur from Canada has finally come to the best possible solution.

Sure, by now you have all heard of .co as the second coming to .com but we all know this is much too confusing for the average end user.

So what is the natural solution???

Are you ready for the big reveal?

.conn

Yes you saw it here first, the .conn extension is the closest to .com ever.

What are the greatest advantages to a .conn extension?

1. You can easily manipulate the font to have it look just like a .com
2. You can use it for all your online scams
3. Banks and financial institutions will tremble at the power the extension owner has. They will pay thousands to lock in their brand before its used for evil purposes.

Yes fellow members, get in now before all the good variations are gone.

Simply make your certified cheque payable to MapleDots.com in the amount of $1000 USD to reserve a prominent domain today.

This is a one time offer which will not be repeated so hurry and lock in your domain today!!!!

Is this a side effect of an extra dose of ... maple syrup?

MapleDots · Apr 11, 2019

loredan said:
Is this a side effect of an extra dose of ... maple syrup?

Not until after its crystalized

offthehandle · Apr 12, 2019

Thought you’d know it would be trademark infringement, goes back to 1875. Lol.

Maybe call and tell them to register it as a .Brand. Like the few dumb companies with their own .brand.

https://www.conn-selmer.com/en-us/our-brands/cg-conn

https://www.conn-selmer.com/en-us/instruments/band-instruments/trombones/52hl

“The story of the C.G. Conn trombone ultimately begins in 1875 with the vision and determination of one man: Colonel C.G. Conn. Founding a band instrument manufacturing company in the small town of Elkhart, Indiana, C.G. Conn quickly became known for his innovative brass designs and became the largest producer of trombones in the United States and earned the lasting reputation as "America's trombone house."

howudoin8 · Apr 12, 2019

Second coming of .com looks Highly Promising...Let me Issue you a cheque right away.....

MapleDots · Apr 12, 2019

offthehandle said:
Thought you’d know it would be trademark infringement, goes back to 1875. Lol.

Maybe call and tell them to register it as a .Brand. Like the few dumb companies with their own .brand.

https://www.conn-selmer.com/en-us/our-brands/cg-conn

https://www.conn-selmer.com/en-us/instruments/band-instruments/trombones/52hl

“The story of the C.G. Conn trombone ultimately begins in 1875 with the vision and determination of one man: Colonel C.G. Conn. Founding a band instrument manufacturing company in the small town of Elkhart, Indiana, C.G. Conn quickly became known for his innovative brass designs and became the largest producer of trombones in the United States and earned the lasting reputation as "America's trombone house."

The beauty of .conn is one does not worry about petty trademarks

We will be hosted on an undisclosed island and for the first time ever trademarks and copyrights will have absolutely no bearing on a domain owner.

lock · Apr 12, 2019

I just started laughing is that okay. Maple is one of my fav members but still going to laugh.

MapleDots · Apr 12, 2019

lock said:
I just started laughing is that okay. Maple is one of my fav members but still going to laugh.

HeHe..... then you're doing as intended when I opened the topic

MapleDots · Apr 12, 2019

Remember that .conn can easily look like .com with a little bit of font manipulation.

It's still an opportunity to own apple.conn

Send your cheque today to lock it in.

offthehandle · Apr 12, 2019

You cann start your ownn Names.conn, and bring your 76 trombonnes.
Some domainn sales pitches reminnd me of this openning scenne of The Music Mann. Back when all traveling salesmenn were a conn.

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