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April 1, 2019

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It has just been revealed the the .com domain extension will be retired. Current registrants will be allowed to continue to use their domain names until the current expiration date, or for 12 months from today, whichever comes first, but no new registrations, transfers or renewals will be possible.

It appears this drastic move came about because a top executive happened to look in a dictionary and discovered that com is a prefix as a part of speech. Therefore it was semantically incorrect to use it after a name. It is not clear why no one realized this for decades. An unnamed source close to the situation said "...we were all living in the .com bubble."

Once ICANN were informed that the .com TLD was not congruent with accepted language use, emergency meetings at an undisclosed location took place. These secret meetings at an undisclosed resort in Florida apparently included ICANN, Verisign, the U.S. Department of Commerce, and industry leaders. There are conflicting reports whether domain investors were included in the meetings.

Some long term investors have had their net worth eliminated overnight. One well known early .com domain investor was taking it in a surprisingly positive way. "Don't worry folks, I can start all over." At the time he made that remark, however, he mistakenly thought there was a .chicken TLD and he was angry when told there was not. However, he was reported to have registered more than 20,000 .horse domains in just hours as a substitute.

At the same time as ICANN announced the retirement of .com they also announced that going forward they would approve prefix domains, and the first prefix domains would be called com. That is domains like com.NamePros would be available starting April 1, 2020. All domains with fewer than 63 characters would be considered registry premium, and offered at prices of $200,000 and up. Names up to 63 characters in length are allowed. That is the only non-premium domain names will be exactly 63 characters long. Domain investors were working hard to find great 63 character names.

As off this time many of the other legacy extensions, including .net and .info, were not impacted.

Stock values saw wild fluctuations as the impact of this decision became evident. We expect additional details as the story unfolds.

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Got other breaking news from today, April 1, 2019 -- please share it in this thread!
 
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ICANT...oh dear...they might mobilize their hit squads for this...

I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
 
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The problem is that this joke thread will remain past today and it needs to be moved to the off topic / lounge area it’s not a Domain Discussion.

It’s cool though that one of our most serious thoughtful posters who never has anything too bad or controversial to say about anyone or anything started it!
 
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^^^ life of the party up there! :xf.rolleyes:
 
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It’s cool though that one of our most serious thoughtful posters who never has anything too bad or controversial to say about anyone or anything started it!
I'm a big fan of comedy and sometimes I think it is good to take ourselves not too seriously and have fun. After all the deep discussions (peripherally related to domains) of late I thought maybe an April Fools Day with a bit of fun might be in order. Don't worry I will be back to the stats, too long post and mealy mouthed commentaries tomorrow :xf.wink:.
The problem is that this joke thread will remain past today and it needs to be moved to the off topic area it’s not a Domain Discussion.
It is a good suggestion. I will see if moderators can do that, since obviously it should not be misconstrued as fact. Thank you for the suggestion.
 
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I like the namepros joke as well... made me wonder for a sec if there was something weird going on with my browser :)
Yes, I thought my 6 year + monitor was giving me the message it was on the way out! It was pretty clever.
 
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April Fool's is pretty widespread in parts of Canada even within some normally serious organizations... here is a collection of 8 of today's from Calgary:
https://globalnews.ca/news/5117084/april-fools-day-2019-calgary-pranks/
My favourites are probably the Flyre Music Festival during flights (Westjet always have a great April Fool's prank) and the police extending their mounted patrol to include cats and guinea pigs.
 
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I am not sure but maybe @Doron Vermaat was playing a little April Fool's with today's brandable names email possibly? The first name (Rick.com) on the list had a link taking you to a music site rather than the usual auction link, and I can't find that name in auction. Obviously I don't have money for a name of that quality, but was just wondering what it was at bid wise.

Bob

Seems like you have been Rick Rolled
 
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Good try! Lol

.com invented the Internet address, nothing or anything can make that ever go away 🥳
Which begs the question, what came first the internet or the .com?

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As it draws to a close, thanks for a great Fool's Day and all the "Breaking News" headlines, Bob. And all participants. Nice job, it was fun.
 
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Thanks everyone who participated. So I guess now it is back to the real world of domains again, but it was fun to speculate on wild what if scenarios for a day.

Thanks also to the moderators who have moved this to the break room so there is no chance of confusion with real news or outsiders locating it and not realizing, despite the April fools and fake news tags I put on the thread, that it is not real.

Bob
 
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Oh shit I fell for that for a moment.

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Considering the quality of most domains posted here, all suffixes needs to go.

Here's one of the least believable for fools:
Today, govurnment agencies stopped archiving your personal info and asked forgiveness and mercy for trashing the Constitution and the rule of law. :stop::peeking:
 
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.top will be the replacement

Soon google will start using Google.top, Amazon upgrading to Amazon.top

It's 2nd April already :xf.grin:
 
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LOL... This was too obvious. World will end if .com is retired
 
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Namepros.com got a competitor
called Namenoobs.com .
 
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