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Your best one sentence domain pitch

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What's your best one sentence domain pitch?

Here is mine...

Every domain purchased today comes with...


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Domain names are Real Estate of the Internet.
 
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Buy a domain get a free big screen smart TV*

* for limited time only, while supplies last, min purchase of 100k required.

(just an idea)
 
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Your current domain sucks so buy this one instead.
 
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Buy domains now and get $500 exclusive coupon.
 
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Pleaze buy my d0ughmain so I can feed my seeing-eye hamster

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actually I have a physical item Im selling with a few of my domains:

Dutch keyboard with the purchase of -
æz.com
æzs.com
zæ.com
zæs.com

keyboard value is 22-29 usd. whoohoo!
 
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(email) send bids for sale to the highest bidder timely


-have a special day
 
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actually I have a physical item Im selling with a few of my domains:

Dutch keyboard with the purchase of -
æz.com
æzs.com
zæ.com
zæs.com

keyboard value is 22-29 usd. whoohoo!

...those are no dutch letters...
 
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...those are no dutch letters...

Norwegian but the keyboard is called danish for some reason, oh sorry, I wrote dutch lol. I meant Danish lol.

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Sir I am starving, please spare some change so I can buy .coms
 
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Early in the evening.

"I'll take my domain shaken' not stirred"

Later in the evening.

"Your domain or mine?"
 
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I am a poor student who need lots of money to get study going on. Please buy my domain.
 
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I am a poor student who need lots of money to get study going on. Please buy my domain.

HeHe...... usually the poor student is trying to purchase the domain :xf.laugh: :xf.laugh: :xf.laugh:
 
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Please enable my domain addiction :xf.wink:
 
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Your best one sentence domain pitch?

Thanks, but your offer is too low, to consider.

imo...
 
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"I think you forgot a zero at the end of your offer"
 
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This offer is valid 24 hours!
 
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Price goes up tomorrow.
I am currently negotiating with other people.
This name gets 90,000,000 searches in Google.
Lacking funds ? Sell one kidney (or your kids).
I will throw in mybestpitch.top and a bunch of other domains at no charge.
This offer is valid for one hour.
Cash payment accepted - I want one million in unmarked bills please.
NDA required along with sworn statement that you do not work for the IRS.
I don't need pocket money. Please make a serious offer.
Go back flipping burgers you loser.
 
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The Buzz can enhance the value of your domains unlike anyone else on Earth, stay tuned... :)
 
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"I'm leaning towards developing it, but I'm open to offers..."
 
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To Ask is to Buy

No exceptions

*Cartbeforethehorse.trading TM
 
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