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I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

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The following subjects are
BANNED

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So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.
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POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok
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I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

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We are also lady and animal friendly

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really now, it's getting to be a bit too easy

EDIT: I shall use my powers of sniping for EVIL and suggest everyone check out my first ever auction on NP in my sig line - MwuaHaHa! (and no I didn't plan it for that)

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NHL Expansion draft is a Fleury of excitement. swidt This year I have no other reason to watch the NHL awards, likey will not just for VGK announcement either.

San Jose has two notable veteran free agents in Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau. But it's unlikely the two would consider joining an expansion team at this point in their respective careers.

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http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/fleury-players-exposed-vegas-nhl-expansion-draft-48115978

From same article

There's also nothing barring Vegas from making deals to select a player and trade him to another team.

Believe salary cap will be a big factor...
 
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Reminds of me a joke..
Wanted to become a ninja..so googled "ninja school"...couldn't find it...well played Ninjas..well played
Another good one ^^^^^
Ok, here's an old one...

Little Johnnys parents are getting a divorce and both are fighting for custody.
So the Judge ask Johnny who he wants to live with.
"Do you want to live with your mom?:
"No way, my mom beats me."
"Then you want to live with your dad."
"Heck no, my dads worse, he beats me every day."
"Then who do you want to live with?"
Johnny thinks about it, and says, "I want to live with the (T.B. Rays), they don't beat anybody."
(insert team of your choice) ;) @DU

(Hope all the fathers out there had a good Fathers Day)

Peace,
Cy
 
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Another good one ^^^^^
Ok, here's an old one...

Little Johnnys parents are getting a divorce and both are fighting for custody.
So the Judge ask Johnny who he wants to live with.
"Do you want to live with your mom?:
"No way, my mom beats me."
"Then you want to live with your dad."
"Heck no, my dads worse, he beats me every day."
"Then who do you want to live with?"
Johnny thinks about it, and says, "I want to live with the (T.B. Rays), they don't beat anybody."
(insert team of your choice) ;) @DU

(Hope all the fathers out there had a good Fathers Day)

Peace,
Cy

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The Purcell Mountains - South Eastern British Columbia, Canada.
Would you do this walk?
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@GILSAN - I'll be right behind you


PS Is a Spoiler Alert required for a movie that was released in 1984?
 
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Hey!!!
I take offence at the title of this thread!!

Even Canadians!! what is implied by that?

I'm going to report the OP to a moderator and get this whole topic shut down for the sake of political correctness. :ROFL::xf.laugh::ROFL::xf.laugh:

Hello... I never did take the time to properly respond to this topic.

Wishing all current and new members the very best and may good fortune smile upon you all.
 
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@GILSAN - I'll be right behind you


PS Is a Spoiler Alert required for a movie that was released in 1984?
Hang on lady, we go for a ride. <<< One of the best lines in that movie, and there were a few.

Peace,
Cy

111f here today, and not even July yet.
Total 8 days over 105 started Saturday.
:( There goes the electric bill.... fly away, fly away.... up, up ,up.
 
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The Purcell Mountains - South Eastern British Columbia, Canada.
Would you do this walk?
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Scary but not as scary as this...
 
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Hey!!!
I take offence at the title of this thread!!

Even Canadians!! what is implied by that?

I'm going to report the OP to a moderator and get this whole topic shut down for the sake of political correctness. :ROFL::xf.laugh::ROFL::xf.laugh:

Hello... I never did take the time to properly respond to this topic.

Wishing all current and new members the very best and may good fortune smile upon you all.
@MapleDots
Welcome to the thread.

Peace,
Cy
 
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Hey!!!
I take offence at the title of this thread!!

Even Canadians!! what is implied by that?

I'm going to report the OP to a moderator and get this whole topic shut down for the sake of political correctness. :ROFL::xf.laugh::ROFL::xf.laugh:

Hello... I never did take the time to properly respond to this topic.

Wishing all current and new members the very best and may good fortune smile upon you all.
Welcome @MapleDots...how can you be more politically correct that being called a Canadian..


Prefer being called that than "Canuck" or "UpNorth (except Alaska), the country where Justin Bieber comes from"

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A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches
a well dressed gentleman on the street.
"Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?"
The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend
it on liquor are you?"
"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.
"You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman.
"No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum.
"You are not going to waste my money on buying domains" the gentleman asked?
"No, sir, I don't buy domains," replied the bum.
"You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?" asks the man.
"Never," says the bum, "I don't play golf."
The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal.
The bum accepts eagerly.
While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him.
"Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your
table?"
"Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble , not into domaining or play golf.

(Note I added the domain part...)
 
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HaHa.... a bunch of funny people here.

the country where Justin Bieber comes from

We have to make sure to apologize for that one so they don't hold it against us.
The little guy comes from right around the corner where I live.

I also went to school with Lennox Lewis the boxer.
 
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Cool about Lennox Lewis..
As for Justin.. not a hater or die hard fan..can't be negative about a guy who makes me money (Amazon)!
Proud when any Canadian makes it big in USA (Drake is in Forbes Top Ten Richiest Celebrites)

Believe it or not..lots of good stuff gets posted here about Canada/Canadians..

Under the theory (comment baiting now) that @iowadawg is a closet Canadian!!

P.S. @Cyberian used your Hippo/Zippo joke on FB..got a few likes..
 
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oh Canada our home and native land true patriot love in all thy sons command with glowing hearts we see thee rise the true north strong and free from far and wide oh Canada we stand on guard for thee god keep our land glorious and free oh Canada we stand on guard for thee oh Canada we stand on guard for thee

Did I get it right? I was practicing while getting food ready the other day and was washing greens so my new favorite joke with my cat is We stand on chard for thee! My cat eats chard 'tis funny

<- secretly training to be a closet Canadian

@MapleDots - who is your team? Could guess based on geography yet that isn't always accurate.
 
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"we stand on chard for thee". Lol..no LMAO
 
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something is wonky with my keyboard - my return key is malfunctioing and causing things to submit while posting . . .
 
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