The Everyone's Welcome Thread (even Canadians, SEO experts, and oldies..you get the idea).

[DU]

I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

The following subjects are
BANNED

So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.

POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok

I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

We are also lady and animal friendly

 

[iowadawg]

 

[iowadawg]

 

[GILSAN]

Ribeira Brava, Madeira...

 

[johname]

PAUL STANLEY's 98-Year-Old Father Attends KISS Concert In Los Angeles

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/pa...d-father-attends-kiss-concert-in-los-angeles/

 

[iowadawg]

Who said men don't remember anniversaries?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.
"Yes I do," she replies.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said..."I would have gotten out today."

 

[iowadawg]

A woman goes into a dentist's office, and after her examination, the dentist says, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill that tooth."

Horrified, the woman replies, "Oh, no! I'd rather have a baby."

To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."

 

[iowadawg]

A man sits down at a bar and orders a double martini. After he finishes, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another. After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders another double martini. The barman says: "I'll bring you martinis all night but why do you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies: "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

 

[iowadawg]

 

[johname]

Samsung’s foldable phone is the Galaxy Fold, available April 26th starting at $1,980

https://www.theverge.com/2019/2/20/...hone-features-screen-photos-size-announcement

 

[iowadawg]

 

[JB Lions]

This kid Zion is a beast, dunk machine, shooting over 80% from the floor, Also that Barrett kid. I think Duke can go undefeated/National Champion. And guess who has the worst record right now in the NBA, Cleveland Cavs:

Second play of game vs. NC, gets injured (not sure how serious), blows out his Nike shoe. Nike execs probably having a meltdown. People were paying big money to see this game, Obama was there as well. Knee injury, not coming back this game.

Obama - "his shoe broke"
https://twitter.com/ChaseHughesNBCS/status/1098406643723845632

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Did flat bench for the first time in a long time 2 days ago, was avoiding it because of glute activation and doing incline bench instead. Tweaked my shoulder. Think will stick to incline bench.

Samsung’s foldable phone is the Galaxy Fold, available April 26th starting at $1,980

https://www.theverge.com/2019/2/20/...hone-features-screen-photos-size-announcement

haha, 2k.

 

[GILSAN]

 

[GILSAN]

^^^^^^^

 

[GILSAN]

 

[GILSAN]

 

[GILSAN]

 

[GILSAN]

 

[GILSAN]

Jussie Smollett - First American to scam Nigerians!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=325&v=NFYfqkrshp4

 

[iowadawg]

8 Days.......
How long it took from the day we efiled our fed tax forms to when we got our refund in the bank.

 

[JB Lions]

8 Days.......
How long it took from the day we efiled our fed tax forms to when we got our refund in the bank.

Haven't even started yet. I was going to say the good ole days when I used to get a refund, but it's better having to pay them myself.

I'm going to have to bump a Dropcatch Shill Bidder thread shortly if they don't work things out. I won an auction, I have the screenshots and the person in 2nd place got the domain. Support said it was the only issue they had that day. Still investigating like 5 days later. I think they believe I will stop asking. I did a search on the winner's name here at Namepros, that shill bidder thread popped up. He's a special customer.

Just sent another reply:

"Hello, just checking up, it's been another 3 days. The name seems to be in the 2nd place person's account. Shouldn't it be removed and put in mine? I won the auction, the page clearly shows that.

Thanks."

Had a call in today, I'm happy with the options presented. They will ask the person who has it to give it up to me. If they don't, it will go back to auction. Or I could have taken a credit for the winning amount. I chose re-auction if they don't give it up freely.

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Watched this last night, excellent documentary, some interesting twists and turns.

 

[johname]

World's biggest bee found alive

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-47311186

 

[iowadawg]

 

[iowadawg]

 

[iowadawg]

 

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