Duel: LoodeX vs. Bob Hawkes

Duel Log

1. LoodeX has challenged Bob Hawkes to a duel. Apr 8, 2021
2. Bob Hawkes has accepted LoodeX's challenge. Fight! Apr 8, 2021
3. Bob Hawkes tripped and fell on a Dogecoin, damaging themselves for -8 HP. LoodeX leads 100 to 92
4. In a fit of unrivaled malevolence, LoodeX hit Bob Hawkes with Phat Lewtz for -11 HP. LoodeX leads 100 to 81
5. Bob Hawkes tried to lob a Pigeon Sheet Domain at LoodeX but missed. LoodeX leads 100 to 81
6. LoodeX bopped Bob Hawkes over the head with a Lousy Appraisal for -6 HP. LoodeX leads 100 to 75
7. Bob Hawkes tried to bop LoodeX over the head with Phat Lewtz, but they tripped and hit themselves for -20 HP instead. LoodeX leads 100 to 55
8. LoodeX threw an Exact Match Domain at Bob Hawkes for -10 HP. LoodeX leads 100 to 45
9. Bob Hawkes summoned the wrath of a Non-Fungible Token upon their foe, damaging LoodeX for -15 HP. LoodeX leads 85 to 45
10. LoodeX slapped Bob Hawkes with a Dogecoin for -5 HP. LoodeX leads 85 to 40
11. Bob Hawkes slapped LoodeX with Phat Lewtz for -11 HP. LoodeX leads 74 to 40
12. LoodeX threw a Clue-by-Four at Bob Hawkes for -6 HP. LoodeX leads 74 to 34
13. Bob Hawkes tried to throw a Non-Fungible Token at LoodeX but missed. LoodeX leads 74 to 34
14. LoodeX tried to slap Bob Hawkes with a ccTLD, but it became sentient and slapped LoodeX for -6 HP instead. LoodeX leads 68 to 34
15. Bob Hawkes dropped a .link to LoodeX's .sexy .photos, bringing them down -19 HP. LoodeX leads 49 to 34
16. LoodeX tried to lob a Renewal Fee at Bob Hawkes, but they tripped and fell, damaging themselves for -6 HP. LoodeX leads 43 to 34
17. Bob Hawkes gave LoodeX a high-five! In the face. With a CHiP. For -7 HP. LoodeX leads 36 to 34
18. LoodeX slapped Bob Hawkes with a ccTLD for -6 HP. LoodeX leads 36 to 28
19. In a fit of unrivaled malevolence, Bob Hawkes hit LoodeX with a Renewal Fee for -12 HP. Bob Hawkes leads 28 to 24
20. LoodeX gave Bob Hawkes a high-five! In the face. With a Renewal Fee. For -9 HP. LoodeX leads 24 to 19
21. Bob Hawkes Passed Go and collected +4 HP. LoodeX leads 24 to 23
22. LoodeX summoned the wrath of a Non-Fungible Token upon their foe, damaging Bob Hawkes for -5 HP. LoodeX leads 24 to 18
23. Bob Hawkes bribed their registrar with a Dollar Bill, healing themselves for +5 HP. LoodeX leads 24 to 23
24. LoodeX 360-no-scoped Bob Hawkes with a Non-Fungible Token for -10 HP. LoodeX leads 24 to 13
25. Bob Hawkes won a free Bitcoin, granting them +17 HP. Bob Hawkes leads 30 to 24
26. LoodeX lobbed a CHiP at Bob Hawkes for -5 HP. Bob Hawkes leads 25 to 24
27. Bob Hawkes slapped LoodeX with a 60 Day Registrar Lock for -18 HP. Bob Hawkes leads 25 to 6
28. In a fit of unrivaled malevolence, LoodeX hit Bob Hawkes with a Banhammer for -39 HP. LoodeX leads 6 to -14
29. LoodeX has defeated Bob Hawkes. Apr 8, 2021

Overview

Challenger:

LoodeX (stats) with 6 hitpoints

Respondent:

Bob Hawkes (stats) with -14 hitpoints

Winner:

LoodeX

Turns:

26

Status:

The duel has concluded.