Duel: smokethis vs. Dr.Wolf

Duel Log

1. smokethis has challenged Dr.Wolf to a duel. Apr 6, 2021
2. Dr.Wolf has accepted smokethis's challenge. Fight! Apr 6, 2021
3. Dr.Wolf tried to pull a Leeroy Jenkins, but quickly succumbed to the power of a UDRP, damaging themselves for -47 HP. smokethis leads 100 to 53
4. In a fit of unrivaled malevolence, smokethis hit Dr.Wolf with Fake News for -5 HP. smokethis leads 100 to 48
5. Dr.Wolf tried to slap smokethis with a .guru Domain, but it became sentient and slapped Dr.Wolf for -11 HP instead. smokethis leads 100 to 37
6. smokethis gave Dr.Wolf a high-five! In the face. With a Dollar Bill. For -4 HP. smokethis leads 100 to 33
7. Dr.Wolf Passed Go and collected +12 HP. smokethis leads 100 to 45
8. smokethis tried to slap Dr.Wolf with a 60 Day Registrar Lock, but it became sentient and slapped smokethis for -27 HP instead. smokethis leads 73 to 45
9. Dr.Wolf built a defensive Cardboard Box Fort that will last for 3 Turns. smokethis leads 73 to 45
10. In a fit of unrivaled malevolence, smokethis hit Dr.Wolf with a Renewal Fee for -6 HP. smokethis leads 73 to 39
11. Dr.Wolf took too long to move and was damaged for -10 HP when their domain expired. smokethis leads 73 to 29
12. Dr.Wolf bopped smokethis over the head with a Reverse Domain Name Hijack for -29 HP. smokethis leads 44 to 29
13. smokethis gave Dr.Wolf a high-five! In the face. With a Pigeon Sheet Domain. For -6 HP. smokethis leads 44 to 23
14. The Cardboard Box Fort protecting Dr.Wolf crumbled to dust.
15. Dr.Wolf slapped smokethis with a Clue-by-Four for -10 HP. smokethis leads 34 to 23
16. smokethis dropped a .link to Dr.Wolf's .sexy .photos, bringing them down -3 HP. smokethis leads 34 to 20
17. Dr.Wolf tried to bribe their registrar with a Slippery Trout, but the registrar's contact form was broken. smokethis leads 34 to 20
18. smokethis slapped Dr.Wolf with a Pigeon Sheet Domain for -5 HP. smokethis leads 34 to 15
19. Dr.Wolf took too long to move and was damaged for -5 HP when their domain expired. smokethis leads 34 to 10
20. Dr.Wolf took too long to move and was damaged for -3 HP when their domain expired. smokethis leads 34 to 7
21. Dr.Wolf took too long to move and was knocked out by The Sands Of Time. smokethis leads 34 to 0
22. smokethis has defeated Dr.Wolf. Apr 8, 2021

Overview

Challenger:

smokethis (stats) with 34 hitpoints

Respondent:

Dr.Wolf (stats) with 0 hitpoints

Winner:

smokethis

Turns:

15

Status:

The duel has concluded.