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This month’s Closeouts featured an eclectic array of domains, each with its own quirky charm. From UglyCarpets.com to the more adventurous OilAndButters.com, it was a smorgasbord of ideas. Among the oddities, OtherHumans.com and HumanBecomings.com piqued interest, provoking thoughts about identity and evolution. A BaldApe.com sparked laughter in the aisles!

While window shopping, a stampede of VegansOnTheRun.com flew by, and I thought, “BeMyGuests.com!” Your UnhealthyBody.com won’t keep up with all of this excitement for long! Nearby, a domain like ManOnTheRoof.com caught my attention. “If you could JumpThroughTime.com,” he seemed to say, “you’d realize it’s easier to FindCompassion.com in retrospect.”

Questions swirled in my mind. “If not you, ThenWhoWill.com?” Our world felt divided, yet undeniably, there are WarriorsAmongUs.com fighting for change. It was a time to GetExcitedAgain.com about IntlFreedom.com. As recently as 2021, someone even hoped to DateDonald.com. Americans come in ManyShapes.com and colors; I’d like to raise a special ToastToWomen.com — minus the vegans, of course!

It’s crucial to get excited about life. MassApathy.com is one way to ensure you might NeverSeeItAgain.com. We all need to adopt OneBigVision.com for the future. Some believe in a PreciousPlace.com full of entirely SacredDomains.com, though LifeSaid.com otherwise when annual renewals came due.

Amidst the trivial, never forget that PeopleLoveBeer.com. We might be only HalfwayFriends.com, but the camaraderie feels real. I chuckled at the thought of @Bob Hawkes being DoperThanYou.com, and hope you can, too. I’m willing to bet the ShirtOnMyBack.com that it’s all about joy. Why be basic, or one of the LazyFew.com?

In a country so divided, I wondered about the SeveralPieces.com we’ve become. While TopCountries.com may thrive, it’s easier to say it’s as EasyAsCanBe.com when you’re not part of the fray. Amid the growing anxiety, I realized it wasn’t just about age. Even if you’re YouAreReallyOld.com, wishing to be a ThighHighNinja.com won’t make it true. Perhaps GodHatesUs.com was a bit melodramatic, but there’s always the option to AskTheAlien.com next door.

As the night progressed, I pondered, “WaterOrWhisky.com?” Choices abound in this chaotic world. Domains like SurvivalFridge.com and TheThingsWeBuy.com remind us of how we navigate modern life, for better or worse.

So here we are, amidst this tapestry of digital dreams, reminding ourselves to StandUpForMe.com and cherish our voices. In the end, it’s a journey of ExtremeMissions.com — the brave, the bold, and the ugly all coming together under the vast sky of possibility.


*Composed of 100% .com GD Closeout domains from about a month timeframe a couple of months ago. Don’t blame the messenger. Also, a part of this post was written with the aid of ChatGPT. Try not to hold that against it.*
 
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Very creative! Thank you, Molly!

Really like this part particularly. JumpThroughTime such a nice phrase.
Nearby, a domain like ManOnTheRoof.com caught my attention. “If you could JumpThroughTime.com,” he seemed to say, “you’d realize it’s easier to FindCompassion.com in retrospect.”

Thanks for sharing your literary flare and talent with the NamePros community.

-Bob
 
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yeah they are bad.
only gd gets richer if u buy.

nobody says butters lol
is that even word haha
I'll have 5 butters plz
 
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Thanks Molly you made my day :xf.wink: Some monster brands right there clear use cases:

SeveralPieces - great for a serial killer
BaldApe - grooming service for gorillas
YouAreReallyOld - anti aging industry keeps growing
SurvivalFridge - super-cold beer is a lifesaver
 
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Not bad! This is a solid first step towards branding stories. Took this to using new gTLDs takes this to the next level! For example, this sentence could be entirely converted in domains:

Just fyi, the kitchen uses associates for art in beer and boutique specialty catering with charity venture capital and cash incentives today even bingo calling cards work best though christmas in boston often deals outside digital promotional events so fans often fish for financial friend gifts to guide towards help or one person codes a computer using dental premium insurance for management.

Just.fyi, the.kitchen uses.associates for.art in.beer and.boutique specialty.catering with.charity venture.capital and.cash incentives.today even.bingo calling.cards work.best though.christmas in.boston often.deals outside.digital promotional.events so.fans often.fish for.financial friend.gifts to.guide towards.help or.one person.codes a.computer using.dental premium.insurance for.management

:ROFL: that was on the fly but you don't have like dot-com breaking everything up and it's pretty semantically correct. I like what you did Molly it was inspiring ❤️
There was a thread created some years back with the same sentiment can't find it
 
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For whatever it’s worth, I don’t own any of those domains.
 
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In 2015, @Rick Schwartz made a post using this concept:
RicksBlog.com said:
In 1996 I started writing using domain names I owned in a post I made that actually made sense. It was a little more colorful using only adult domains as you will see below and a bit easier confining it to one basic subject. So here is my modern day version: RATED R++. So be warned! 333 domains (at last count) used possibly making this the longest domain speak in history. Where is Guinness?

Here's a small preview of it:
RicksBlog.com said:
sipping some chiantiwine.com singing christmascarols.com on my property.com having a little candy.com and watching some [🔞], I got off my ass.com to go into erealestate.com where I figured I could make some homemade.com jointventures.com. It was like 1969.com all over again. It would help beginners.com and the unemployed.com take down their jobwanted.com sign to be able to retrain.com in computerservice.com or get bachelordegrees.com and become virtualteachers.com so they could get the greatestjob.com. Maybe someday make awardwinningsites.com. and make the top40list.com or even the top10list.com. That might send the topheadhunters.com looking their way and they will never kissass.com

So let's gettogether.com and startthinking.com then startbelieving.com then startmakingmoney.com so we can startliving.com on the way to delray.com and traffic2004.com and make new associations.com. Some were born in 1978.com while others were born in 1969.com or 1964.com or even 1923.com. I thought of all the widgets.com that would need wholesaling.com to onlineshoppers.com and who the beneficiaries.com would be and how that might impact the grandchildren.com who can shoptilyoudrop.com

Some wanted to gofishing.com. I wanted to do officework.com. Some thought I was pigheaded.com. But I thought of all the departments.com and I was not looking for a pissingmatch.com.

So first I went to the giftdepartment.com where I saw giftsformen.com and then giftsforwomen.com to find the hottestgifts.com with factoryrebates.com on the way to the servicedepartment.com next to the partsdept.com where I thought of some prankgifts.com for the starscars.com but I still wanted the hottestbargains.com.

Read the full post at https://www.ricksblog.com/2015/12/t...post-domain-names-then-now-and-beyond-part-3/

Always fun to see domains used in this way.
 
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