"Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery" :

suthra · 03-15-2005, 02:44 AM

:

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need
a mop.

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's
that?

Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml
of this stuff before?

Rats, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck,
the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating? It's
throwing my concentration off!

What's this doing here?

That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all
of us.

Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This
is truly a freak of nature.

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation
card?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
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PoorDoggie · 03-15-2005, 07:50 AM

- can you hear things during surgery?

Jeff · 03-15-2005, 08:29 AM

Yeeps!

liam_d · 03-15-2005, 08:52 AM

hey not bad

, i know a guy that was a awake during surgery...lol

dgridley · 03-15-2005, 09:07 AM

Depends.. some surgery is performed under local... lots of times you'll be awake under brain surgery so the surgeon can talk to you regarding his progress (honest!)...

Originally Posted by PoorDoggie

- can you hear things during surgery?

se · 03-15-2005, 09:23 AM

lol.....

my dad went for an op recently..he said he could only remember the beginning and the end of the operation...nothing in between...

dgridley · 03-15-2005, 09:27 AM

I've been under the knife twice.. with General, there's absolutely no sensation of the passage of time.. you go to sleep and you wake up in what seems like seconds after...
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Originally Posted by se

lol.....

my dad went for an op recently..he said he could only remember the beginning and the end of the operation...nothing in between...

PoorDoggie · 03-15-2005, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by dgridley

I've been under the knife twice.. with General, there's absolutely no sensation of the passage of time.. you go to sleep and you wake up in what seems like seconds after...

eww *shivers* - I hate anything to do with surgery. Minor Surgeries are usually performed under local anesthetic aren't they?

Bet you didn't know: doctors can prescribe heroin for patients, as a pain killer... heh heh, better lets hope they don't have too much pain!

True_Snake · 03-15-2005, 12:01 PM

There was a case here actually a couple of years ago; the surgeons gave painkillers instead of anesthetics (by mistake) and the lady was awake through a two-hour stomach surgery.

Ouch! Thanks for sharing Suthra

!

True_Snake

vip-ip · 03-15-2005, 05:02 PM

You hear that, and your leg will twitch for the rest of your life

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suthra Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,656	"Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery" : : Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? Rats, there go the lights again... Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off! What's this doing here? That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right? Anyone see where I left that scalpel? OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!! ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/the-break-room/75420-things-you-dont-want-hear-during.html Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing! FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! __________________ A single smile can be a solution to several problems.:) www.adult.ec is for Sale! Why not make an Offer?

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