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Old 12-27-2011, 11:24 AM THREAD STARTER               #1 (permalink)
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I remember there was a thread here about funny replies on our e-mails and inquiries. Can't find it, so want to create this one.

Yesterday got an offer via Sedo on one brandable .com (it was $500).
I countered with a $2400 and got a counter in ammount $500 (again) with, I think, funny and creative comment:

"Hi. I would like to buy your domain name for my wife. (its her nickname!) Please sell it to me for 500 ( I dont even know why i offerd that much. Thank you!"



Well, I didn't read the comment (cause it was under review) and cancelled the negotiations.
In 1 hour I've got an e-mail from a guy interested in the same domain. And it was normal inquiry (without mentioning his wife).
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Old 12-27-2011, 11:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL my reply would have been like this:
Now is the opportunity to prove to your wife how much you love her
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Old 12-27-2011, 11:36 AM THREAD STARTER               #3 (permalink)
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LOL my reply would have been like this:
Now is the opportunity to prove to your wife how much you love her
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Great reply!
I should have wait till sedo guys would review his comment and reply him with your comment
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Old 12-27-2011, 11:58 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by twomoon View Post
"Hi. I would like to buy your domain name for my wife. (its her nickname!) Please sell it to me for 500 ( I dont even know why i offerd that much. Thank you!"
The problem is so many would lie that you cant even believe people's stories other than play along for fun.
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You could have asked if the wife nickname for the husband was "cheap a$s"
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Got many like that.

Best one was one guy offering me 60 USD for a CVCV.com and when I countered it with 5K he sent me 65 USD offer.

When I cancelled the negotiations he found my whois and emailed me asking me did I pressed the cancel button by mistake? and would I like him to resend the offer.
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I replied to him that No it wasn't by mistake and I am not planning to sell it.

To which he emails back telling me how he lives in canada which is still under some british rule etc stuff and can't I make an exception in this one.

When I denied it he started playing it hard way. Told me it was my last chance to sell it for 65 USD or else I will be making a loss of renewal fees on it every year. Explained me how to do my business etc

To which I said I don't care if I make a loss but I don't want to sell it. That's it.

3 months later he is still whining and I have stopped replying.
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A guy looked up my whois on a domain and sent me an offer of $10. I wrote back and politely declined the offer. He wrote back, "I don't think you understand. I'm actually offering you money for this piece of sh*t domain."
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Old 01-07-2012, 04:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I don't remember which domain it was in particular, but a year or so ago, I received an offer through an email, got it through whois, and this lady offered me 30$ for a .com that I later sold for over 500$.. when I declined her offer, she replied back with

"Why not? You can get like 3 more for that money" haha
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Old 01-18-2012, 01:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Funny how people can make up a story just to get what they want. Its a hit or miss, but most of those insane stories are funny. I don't have my own to share but I might in the near future!

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