Your favorite quotes?

johnny6 · 02-22-2005, 10:13 AM

Have a favorite quote?

Mine's gotta be
"No matter what happens, someone will find a way to take it way too seriously" - Dave Barry.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Jeff · 02-22-2005, 10:24 AM

"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."
-Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

fract0s · 02-22-2005, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by johnny6

Have a favorite quote?

Mine's gotta be
"No matter what happens, someone will find a way to take it way too seriously" - Dave Barry.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Got to agree with him, that is an awesome quote.

inflames · 02-22-2005, 11:18 AM

i could post alot of quotes that would probably get some laughs but most of all get some ppl pretty upset so i will just post these few

"when life hands you lemons , squirt them on lobsters" - Red lobster (LMAO)

"it is better to be hated for you who are , than be loved for someone you are not"- Peter Steele

adam_uk · 02-23-2005, 04:12 AM

"asumtion is the mother of all **** ups"
"feed man a fish and feed him for a day, teach a man how to fish and feed him for life"

Badger · 02-23-2005, 04:30 AM

we have nothing to fear but fear itself
FDR

col · 02-23-2005, 04:37 AM

If we´re not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

LeeRyder · 02-23-2005, 10:53 AM

"2,000 years ago when God made an Ass speak it was a miracle. Today, it would be a miracle if you could get one to shutup."

~Pastor James Vernon McGee

yandig · 02-23-2005, 11:10 AM

Tough choice, but here's one I like:

Quote: After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, No hablo ingles.
~ Ronnie Shakes

se · 02-23-2005, 11:13 AM

" Artificial Intelligence is NO match for Natural Stupidity"

lol

**Jennifer** · 02-23-2005, 11:33 AM

"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days." - Robin Williams

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." - Erica Jong

IAmAllanShore · 02-23-2005, 11:44 AM

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." -Thomas Edison

"America's abundance was created not by public sacrifices to 'the common good,' but by the productive genius of free men who pursued their own personal interests and the making of their own private fortunes. They did not starve the people to pay for America's industrialization. They gave the people better jobs, higher wages and cheaper goods with every new machine they invented, with every scientific discovery or technological advance -- and thus the whole country was moving forward and profiting, not suffering, every step of the way." -Ayn Rand

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasure. From that moment on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's great civilizations has been two hundred years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence: from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependency, from dependency back to bondage." -Disputed
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dgridley · 02-23-2005, 11:47 AM

That sounds like some of the appraisal requests here

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Originally Posted by ManicGirl

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." - Erica Jong

dgridley · 02-24-2005, 01:17 AM

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job.
But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. - Jeff Foxworthy

primacomputer · 02-24-2005, 04:54 AM

“My body is a temple, now get down on your knees and pray”
- I dunno, but I’d like to meet her

will7 · 02-24-2005, 05:53 AM

"Simplicity is Genius."
- Albert Einstein

PoorDoggie · 02-24-2005, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by adam_uk

"give a man a fish and feed him for a day, teach a man how to fish and feed him for life"

unless he dosen't cook it, and gets salmonela! I like that quote too.

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading." by Steve Jobs is another of my favourites...

I like that sports commentator who said:
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"The batsman's holding the bowler's willy" - (the batsman is called holding and the bowler is called willy). Heh heh!

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