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Old 11-16-2009, 07:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hey there fellow webmasters!

As a member in this webmaster forum I thought maybe giving a little something back to the community, so I brainstormed a bit and wrote 15 funny webmaster pick up lines for you to enjoy:

1. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the worst way to fall is with Google penalty…
2. I have never had a dream come true until the day I met you. (That was the day my website got promoted to PR5, by the way…)
3. So, you visit this website often?
4. Didn't I see you on the homepage of Vogue? What is it, PR6?
5. Is the Adobe homepage from Tennessee? Cause it's the only PR10 I see...
6. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you were banned from DigitalPoint for spamming...
7. So, should we go to your homepage or mine?
8. Do you have a sitemap? Because I just keep getting lost in your website…
9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and R together.
10. Is your website as beautiful on the inside as it is on the outside?
11. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your ClickBank password…
12. Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling on my laptop…
13. You must be in the wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Here it's just an HTML course for beginners...
14. My love for you is like the space on my web host server... never-ending!
15. (Email to competitor webmaster) "Was your father a thief? ’Cause someone stole one of my articles and put it on your website…”

I hope you enjoyed these pick up lines and have a nice day...

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Old 11-16-2009, 08:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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