Funny Webmaster Pick Up Lines

ChristopherCh · 11-16-2009, 07:46 AM

Hey there fellow webmasters!

As a member in this webmaster forum I thought maybe giving a little something back to the community, so I brainstormed a bit and wrote 15 funny webmaster pick up lines for you to enjoy:

1. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the worst way to fall is with Google penalty…
2. I have never had a dream come true until the day I met you. (That was the day my website got promoted to PR5, by the way…)
3. So, you visit this website often?
4. Didn't I see you on the homepage of Vogue? What is it, PR6?
5. Is the Adobe homepage from Tennessee? Cause it's the only PR10 I see...
6. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you were banned from DigitalPoint for spamming...
7. So, should we go to your homepage or mine?
8. Do you have a sitemap? Because I just keep getting lost in your website…
9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and R together.
10. Is your website as beautiful on the inside as it is on the outside?
11. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your ClickBank password…
12. Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling on my laptop…
13. You must be in the wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Here it's just an HTML course for beginners...
14. My love for you is like the space on my web host server... never-ending!
15. (Email to competitor webmaster) "Was your father a thief? ’Cause someone stole one of my articles and put it on your website…”
????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/the-break-room/623351-funny-webmaster-pick-up-lines.html

I hope you enjoyed these pick up lines and have a nice day...

maxeaus · 11-16-2009, 08:12 AM

, i think you need to get out more!

SimpleMan · 11-17-2009, 06:41 AM

I thought "Baby you're the CSS to my HTML" would be on there.

**Michelle** · 11-17-2009, 10:22 PM

Another maybe

Can I stick my .com in your .net

andr69 · 11-18-2009, 05:57 AM

Funny indeed

)) These jokes made me smile! I think that such kind of jokes has its place in every job.

11-16-2009, 07:46 AM	THREAD STARTER #1 (permalink)
ChristopherCh First Time Poster! Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1	Funny Webmaster Pick Up Lines Hey there fellow webmasters! As a member in this webmaster forum I thought maybe giving a little something back to the community, so I brainstormed a bit and wrote 15 funny webmaster pick up lines for you to enjoy: 1. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the worst way to fall is with Google penalty… 2. I have never had a dream come true until the day I met you. (That was the day my website got promoted to PR5, by the way…) 3. So, you visit this website often? 4. Didn't I see you on the homepage of Vogue? What is it, PR6? 5. Is the Adobe homepage from Tennessee? Cause it's the only PR10 I see... 6. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you were banned from DigitalPoint for spamming... 7. So, should we go to your homepage or mine? 8. Do you have a sitemap? Because I just keep getting lost in your website… 9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and R together. 10. Is your website as beautiful on the inside as it is on the outside? 11. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your ClickBank password… 12. Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling on my laptop… 13. You must be in the wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Here it's just an HTML course for beginners... 14. My love for you is like the space on my web host server... never-ending! 15. (Email to competitor webmaster) "Was your father a thief? ’Cause someone stole one of my articles and put it on your website…” ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/the-break-room/623351-funny-webmaster-pick-up-lines.html I hope you enjoyed these pick up lines and have a nice day... __________________ Pick Up Lines \| Funny Pick Up Lines \| Corny Pick Up Lines Pick Up Lines For Girls \| Best Pick Up Lines \| Pick Up Lines That Work \| David DeAngelo

11-16-2009, 08:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
maxeaus Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 1,815	, i think you need to get out more! __________________ Drez Media

11-18-2009, 05:57 AM	#5 (permalink)
andr69 Account Closed Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Russia Posts: 622	Funny indeed)) These jokes made me smile! I think that such kind of jokes has its place in every job.

11-17-2009, 06:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
SimpleMan NamePros Expert Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: South Carolina Posts: 5,050	I thought "Baby you're the CSS to my HTML" would be on there.

11-17-2009, 10:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
Michelle Be Happy... Don't Worry Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: UK Posts: 16,036	Another maybe Can I stick my .com in your .net

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