Headlines to be seen in the year 2029...

**Gene** · 01-13-2009, 11:41 AM

Headlines to be seen in the year 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iranstill closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a politician with his mouth shut.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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liquidcherry · 01-13-2009, 11:45 AM

LOL, that is some cool stuff thx:-)

Cheers

Frank

johname · 01-13-2009, 12:29 PM

Mexifornia's third language LOL

Great list thanks gene

hubbychan · 01-13-2009, 01:30 PM

oooh...Thanks for informing us..lol

deet · 01-13-2009, 02:38 PM

this is just too funny!

Had me laughing.

BTW: mexifornia.com is registered until 25-Jun-2009

Phoebe_ · 01-13-2009, 05:30 PM

lol very cool jokes.. esp this one

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George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

^ I wonder if he can still run for the presidency

amenzl · 01-13-2009, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Gene

[B]Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

My personal favorite; would have thought one of the bible-belt states instead.

Dirky47 · 01-13-2009, 05:51 PM

Cheers on that! Quite interesting huh.

maximum · 01-13-2009, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Gene

[B]Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

For awhile now, decisions have been leaning more this way, anyway. A big part of the problem in this country, IMHO.

GILSAN · 01-14-2009, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gene

Headlines to be seen in the year 2029
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a politician with his mouth shut.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

These are my favorites, but they are all great. Thanks.

**Galel** · 01-14-2009, 09:02 AM

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

I loved the Mexifornia ones too

01-13-2009, 11:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
Gene DomainersUniversity.com Team Leader Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Oswego, NY Posts: 4,718 96.11 NP$ (Donate)	Headlines to be seen in the year 2029... Headlines to be seen in the year 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iranstill closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a politician with his mouth shut. Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines. . __________________ . . ◊ ◊ ◊..Learn from the Experts for free at DomainersUniversity.com..◊ ◊ ◊

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deet Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,925 14.54 NP$ (Donate)	this is just too funny! Had me laughing. BTW: mexifornia.com is registered until 25-Jun-2009 __________________

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johname NamePros Expert Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 6,069 764.00 NP$ (Donate)	Mexifornia's third language LOL Great list thanks gene

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