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10-26-2004, 06:34 PM
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Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP By Brian Briggs Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. "A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB." Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. "We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate parent Carol Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP." In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its internet WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites mentioning PHP. Officials say this should prevent any other students from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs. ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/the-break-room/53189-beware-of-php.html Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd population. When contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, "I don't know what the hell is going on dude, but this suspension gives me more time for fraggin'. Yee haw!" PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net. |
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10-26-2004, 07:17 PM
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Subject: [For Sale] Coursework Stress Husband (A computer Science Professor) returning late from work: Husband: "Hi dear. I'm logged in" Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or file name wife: But I told you in the morning ? Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel? Wife: What about my new TV ? Husband: Variable not found Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you Husband: Data type mismatch Wife: You are useless Husband: By default Wife: What about your salary ? Husband: File in use. Try after some time Wife: Who was in the car this morning ? Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot Wife: Are you going to have some snacks ? Husband: File system full Wife: What is the relation between you and your receptionist ? Husband: only user with WRITE permission Wife: What is my value in this family ? Husband: Unknown virus Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you're being just funny ? Husband: Too many parameters ! Wife: I will go to my dad's house. Husband: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated Wife: I'll leave you forever Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login as another user Wife: It's worthless talking to you Husband: Shutdown the computer Wife: I'm going Husband: It's now safe to turn off your computer |
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10-26-2004, 07:55 PM
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10-26-2004, 11:47 PM
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10-27-2004, 06:49 PM
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10-29-2004, 02:50 AM
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| i am definetly going to the police to report this Anand guy! he is getting high on NP and I heard he is into buying and selling NP on the net...definetly sommething fishy going on
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10-29-2004, 03:08 AM
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 where'd you get that info My NP always stays with me.... muhaahaha!! Now give me some NP if you liked this joke... or else... | ||||
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