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Old 06-28-2008, 07:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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My friends, that chicken crossed the
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When I was First Lady, I personally
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road. But then, this really isn't about me.

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We don't really care why the chicken
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Now to the left of the screen, you can
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crossing the road.

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I did not cross the road with that
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I invented the chicken.

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Although I voted to let the
chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It
was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about
the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now,
and will remain against it.

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Why are all the chickens white? We need
some black chickens.

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this
chicken won't realize that he must first deal with
the problem on this side of the road before it goes
after the problem on the other side of the road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid
he's acting by not taking on his current problems
before adding new problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having
problems, which is why he wants to cross this road
so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from
his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of
life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that
he can just drive across the road and not live his
life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN:
We have reason to believe there
is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed
to have access to the other side of the road.

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That chicken crossed the road because
he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way
he walks.

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To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

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No one called me to warn me which way that chicken
was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's
Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a
certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.

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Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with
a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it
crossed I've not been told.

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To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the
plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.'
Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat
that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we
boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination
that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless
phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be
crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as
that.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that
was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time,
the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious
case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong
dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world
crossing roads together, in peace.

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ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?



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Old 06-28-2008, 07:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2008, 07:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Absolutely Brilliant!! The best I've seen in a long long time! Should be nominated for the Chick... err, post of the year!

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Originally Posted by Barefoottech
I love it
Gene , May i quote it on Chicken-or-the-egg.com
Of course... but I don't have the right to grant permission. Got it from a friend who got it from a friend who got it from a friend...
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Of course... but I don't have the right to grant permission. Got it from a friend who got it from a friend who got it from a friend...
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Of course... but I don't have the right to grant permission. Got it from a friend who got it from a friend who got it from a friend...
lol.

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