Blonde and the sales man

suthra · 08-31-2004, 04:30 AM

Blonde 2 Salesman: I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman 2 blonde: Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
Blonde : Oye i have windows installed.
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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir,we serve anyone.

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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?

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Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.

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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

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Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my
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tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune
teller.
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suthra · 08-31-2004, 04:31 AM

Question and the Answer given by Candidates

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without
cracking
it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long
would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted
for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and
four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you
have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an
elephant with
one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will
become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
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A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

08-31-2004, 04:30 AM	THREAD STARTER #1 (permalink)
suthra Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,656	Blonde and the sales man Blonde 2 Salesman: I Need Pink curtains for my computer. Salesman 2 blonde: Computer Doesnt Need Curtains. Blonde : Oye i have windows installed. =========== Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter : Sit down, sir,we serve anyone. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste? Customer : No, I can't. Waiter : Then does it really matter? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup. Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/the-break-room/45742-blonde-and-the-sales-man.html tea up? Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller. ======================================= __________________ A single smile can be a solution to several problems.:) www.adult.ec is for Sale! Why not make an Offer?

08-31-2004, 04:31 AM	THREAD STARTER #2 (permalink)
suthra Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,656	Real life IAS i.e. UPSC Exam 1998 Interview Question and the Answer given by Candidates Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS) Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS) Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES) Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98) Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2) Q. What looks like half apple ? A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper ) Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ? A : Dinner. Q. What happened when wheel was invented ? ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/showthread.php?t=45742 A : It caused a revolution. Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank ) __________________ A single smile can be a solution to several problems.:) www.adult.ec is for Sale! Why not make an Offer?

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Blonde and the sales man

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