Talking Dog joke

RareIQ · 08-13-2004, 04:22 PM

Talking Dog

> > > One day down in Mississippi, a guy sees a sign in front of
a house
> > > "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner,
> > > Bubba, tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy
> > > goes into the backyard and sees a black lab just
> > > sitting there.
> > >
> > > "You talk?" he asks.
> > > "Yep," the lab replies.
> > > "So, what's your story?"
> > >
> > > The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift
> > > pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so
> > > I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had
> > > me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
> > > with spies and world leaders, because no one
> > > figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one
> > > of their most valuable spies eight years running.
> > > The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew
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> > > I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle
> > > down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do
> > > some undercover security work, mostly wandering
> > > near suspicious characters and listening in. I
> > > uncovered some incredible dealings there and was
> > > awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess
> > > of puppies, and now I'm retired."
> > >
> > > The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Bubba
> > > what he wants for the dog.
> > >
> > > "Ten dollars."
> > >
> > > The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth
> > > are you selling him so cheap?"
> > >
> > > "He's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."

Mr. Websites · 08-13-2004, 05:50 PM

johnny6 · 08-13-2004, 06:00 PM

hahahahaha

Lord · 08-13-2004, 08:49 PM

lmao thats a good one

redhippo · 08-13-2004, 08:53 PM

great! laughs!

TWM · 08-13-2004, 09:01 PM

NICE JOKE!!

suthra · 08-13-2004, 10:32 PM

HA HA HA HA HA. Greeeaaat joke

Peter · 08-14-2004, 08:00 AM

lol good joke

bcooter · 08-14-2004, 04:38 PM

thats freaking great

Mike_Wiseman · 08-14-2004, 04:50 PM

its not that funny

**Jennifer** · 08-14-2004, 05:13 PM

I liked it

Thank you for sharing with us!

Jennifer

08-13-2004, 04:22 PM	THREAD STARTER #1 (permalink)
RareIQ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 2,161	Talking Dog joke Talking Dog > > > One day down in Mississippi, a guy sees a sign in front of a house > > > "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner, > > > Bubba, tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy > > > goes into the backyard and sees a black lab just > > > sitting there. > > > > > > "You talk?" he asks. > > > "Yep," the lab replies. > > > "So, what's your story?" > > > > > > The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift > > > pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so > > > I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had > > > me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms > > > with spies and world leaders, because no one > > > figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one > > > of their most valuable spies eight years running. > > > The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/the-break-room/43286-talking-dog-joke.html > > > I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle > > > down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do > > > some undercover security work, mostly wandering > > > near suspicious characters and listening in. I > > > uncovered some incredible dealings there and was > > > awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess > > > of puppies, and now I'm retired." > > > > > > The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Bubba > > > what he wants for the dog. > > > > > > "Ten dollars." > > > > > > The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth > > > are you selling him so cheap?" > > > > > > "He's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."

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08-13-2004, 08:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lord Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,358	lmao thats a good one

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08-14-2004, 04:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
bcooter New Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 16	thats freaking great

08-14-2004, 04:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mike_Wiseman Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Ontario , Canada Posts: 1,103	its not that funny __________________ "Dont argue with an idiot, he will just drag you down to his level and beat you with expeirence. Dont argue with me, ill drag you down to my level and beat you with a baseball bat" :D

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Jennifer Forum Advisory Team Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: East Bay Posts: 6,892 Follow @jchiera	I liked it Thank you for sharing with us! Jennifer __________________ JenniferChiera.com

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