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| Finger in ****
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important
qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but > eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the deadbody and licking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said,
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"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and licked on my index finger..... 'Now learn to pay attention..."
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· #2 | | NamePros Elite ™ Name: Nate Location: Fayetteville, NC Join Date: Jun 2003 | 
Very funny! I've ever heard that one before!
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· #3 | | MAGISTER MVNDI SVM Name: Vlad Join Date: Apr 2004
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| LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Now that's a good one  | |
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06-28-2004, 07:06 AM
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· #4 | | Domain Addict Name: Josh Roy Location: Connecticut Join Date: May 2004
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| lol, thats just gross | |
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· #5 | | NamePros Regular Name: David Location: Scotland, UK Join Date: Aug 2003
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| eeeeeew.. lol | |
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· #6 | | Web Marketing Specialist Name: Garrett Location: Texas, USA Join Date: Oct 2003
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| uahahahahahaha | |
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· #7 | Name: Retired© Location: NH Join Date: May 2003
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| Nasteeeeeeeeey!  
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06-28-2004, 11:11 AM
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· #8 | | NamePros Member Name: srinivas gourishetty Location: India Join Date: Jun 2004 | i expected something ****** when u said abt anatomy,
but u said a good joke. | |
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06-28-2004, 11:15 AM
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· #9 | | Genuine Logophile Name: Jennifer Location: Vallejo CA Join Date: Aug 2003
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| Thanks for the laugh.... that was a good one 
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06-28-2004, 11:15 AM
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· #10 | Name: Retired© Location: NH Join Date: May 2003
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| Grrrr ... I just puked (again) all over my keyboard! 
Thanks a LOT. 
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06-28-2004, 11:28 AM
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That's dutty. | |
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06-28-2004, 11:30 AM
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| Gross out, but funny. | |
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06-28-2004, 11:36 AM
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| ROFL i just started cracking up
Good one, never heard it before,
and i just watched 5 hours of stand up comedians on "Comedy Central Presents"
This beats them all | |
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06-28-2004, 03:53 PM
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| thats good, whered you come up with that? | |
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06-29-2004, 01:48 AM
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| that is sick but its really funny though | |
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06-29-2004, 07:18 AM
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| oh yea, made me laugh even more because my sisters going to major in medicine, but, not surgery
But it was still somewhat in her field | |
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| well, you have 2 options, be mean and evil and dont tell her, or tell her to watch out for that, if it were my decision, I would be mean and evil, but thats just me | |
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06-29-2004, 07:26 AM
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· #18 | | Name Pros Samrath Location: United States of America Join Date: Jul 2003
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| Lol, that was absolutely disgusting. I wonder if they really do that in Anatomy class!
Any anatomy students in here?C'mon don't be Shy! | |
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· #19 | | www.SportsConvo.com Join Date: May 2004
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| very much disgusting feel bad for them | |
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06-29-2004, 10:54 AM
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· #20 | | NamePros Member Location: NJ Join Date: Jun 2003 | Ewww....ugh that's sick. >.< | |
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06-29-2004, 11:28 AM
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| That's a disgusting, but nice joke. Good one! | |
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