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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Funny One Liners Type the One liners you love(jokes or humorous quotes or anything) TO start with: "No man is complete until marriage , after that he is finished" einstein "I hear that exercise kills germs. But how do you get the little buggers to exercise?" "Behind every successful man there is a woman, behind her will be his wife" unknown.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Latest Quotes I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75 so it's no distance. -- Bob Monkhouse Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money. -- Bob Monkhouse I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75 so it's no distance. -- Bob Monkhouse Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money. ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/the-break-room/35111-funny-one-liners.html -- Bob Monkhouse I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. -- Jack Benny With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. -- Rodney Dangerfield I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it. -- Monica Piper When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -- Emo Philips "I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me. "
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