So, I admit it. I'm one of those geeks who "Googles" people that I know / knew / worked with, blah blah blah... guilty. I used to skip trace people and take them to court when they didn't pony up the company's loot. Now I use my omnipowers for joy.
Here is a dude I used to work with--and used to call Opie (like from the Andy Griffith show...you know, Richie Cunningham...)--his name is Matthew Weber.
He was a meek dude. He used to were a bow tie and would supposedly go down to Mexico on the weekends to help build housing for the poor. I don't know if he really did that or not now. He was always trying to clumsily wrangle some form of power away from people; even if it was the bigger waste basket!
We used to pick on this guy something fierce! One of us glued all his stuff down on his desktop; his mouse, keyboard, phone receiver to the base, pencils and pens, everything
, but
here is what he is now infamous for... for ever and ever... what a loser!
Got a good coworker story?
