Funny leave letters.
Use one to get a salary hike
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people
in various places of India...
1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave."
2. This is from Oracle, Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the
"mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC - Leave-letter from an employee who was
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performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I
may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both (!!) for the past several years
and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
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09-19-2005, 02:51 AM
Funny leave letters 
funny... it's amazing how everyday language can be twisted 
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