Whos on First?

Cyberian · 09-09-2005, 09:59 AM

Sorry LeeRyder, but seriously....
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Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yessir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
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Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

And this schumck gets to appoint TWO supreme court justices...

Peace, kp

All this needs is, and stay with me here kids,
A bat and cost sell low to make it perfect.

ThreeD · 09-09-2005, 10:02 AM

lol no comment

Was a good laugh though..

gchick · 09-09-2005, 11:00 AM

that was amusing....

HHDomains · 09-09-2005, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by kid5150

And this schumck gets to appoint TWO supreme court justices...

For God's sake, please don't tell me you thought this was a real conversation.

spy69 · 09-09-2005, 12:19 PM

This is freaking funny. A+

Cyberian · 09-09-2005, 12:48 PM

Of course it's real, it came off the
internet... sheesh
I think it was copied right off
the oval office security tapes...
Really, he's not that bright and
I know he likes cream in his kofi
or coffee I mean.

TheOwner · 09-09-2005, 01:03 PM

I like Bush/support him...
...but YES this was FUNNY lolol!

GJ · 09-09-2005, 01:06 PM

On the subject of George Bush, has anyone noticed that he can't say "W"?
He says it "double ewww."

"double ewww, double ewww, double ewww dott"

HHDomains · 09-09-2005, 01:26 PM

Yesterday when he was talking about websites it sounded more like:
doubleya
doubleya
doubleya

ThreeD · 09-09-2005, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by HHDomains

Yesterday when he was talking about websites it sounded more like:
doubleya
doubleya
doubleya

I was thinking the same thing when I heard him say that last night..

Cobalt · 09-09-2005, 02:00 PM

Lol....Thats cool...Hu, NO WHO .... Lol...Interesting read.

Lyte · 09-09-2005, 02:45 PM

Cute.

Hey, he's a Texan through and through. They all say "Doubleya!"

rtonia · 09-10-2005, 11:52 AM

doubleya doubleya doubleya dot namepros dot com

Sounds awkward.

00AK00 · 09-10-2005, 12:04 PM

Weird but funny!HAHHA

09-09-2005, 09:59 AM	THREAD STARTER #1 (permalink)
Cyberian Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Emerald Triangle Posts: 4,592	Whos on First? Sorry LeeRyder, but seriously.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you. George B. : - Good, send her in. Secretary: - Yessir. (Hangs up. Condi enters.) Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President. George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening? Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China. George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me. Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China. George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know. Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President. George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China? Condoleeza : - Yes. George B. : - I mean the fellow's name. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The guy in China. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The new leader of China. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The Chinaman! Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President. George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for? Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China? Condoleeza : - That's the man's name. George B. : - That's who's name? Condoleeza : - Yes. (Pause.) George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condoleeza : - That's correct. George B. : - Then who is in China? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir is in China? Condoleeza : - No, sir. George B. : - Then who is? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir? Condoleeza : - No, sir. (Pause. Crumples paper) George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone. Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan? George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap. Condoleeza : - You want Kofi? George B. : - No. Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi. George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations. Condoleeza : - Kofi? George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call? Condoleeza : - And call who? George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N? Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China. George B. : - Will you stay out of China?! Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/the-break-room/122263-whos-on-first.html Condoleeza : - Kofi. George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here. George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know. And this schumck gets to appoint TWO supreme court justices... Peace, kp All this needs is, and stay with me here kids, A bat and cost sell low to make it perfect. __________________ Remember who your loyalties are divided between, and choose for the right reasons who deserves them. Last edited by kid5150; 09-09-2005 at 01:29 PM.

09-09-2005, 10:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
ThreeD Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Online Posts: 2,325	lol no comment Was a good laugh though.. __________________ ► * Losers make excuses - winners make it happen *

09-09-2005, 11:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
gchick Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Twitter world Posts: 1,561 Follow @sassygirlster	that was amusing.... __________________ 7th Media Design Studio Big Outsource - High Quality Staffs for Reasonable Rates

09-09-2005, 12:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
spy69 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: ~USA~ Posts: 1,574	This is freaking funny. A+ __________________ Retired.

09-09-2005, 12:48 PM	THREAD STARTER #6 (permalink)
Cyberian Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Emerald Triangle Posts: 4,592	Of course it's real, it came off the internet... sheesh I think it was copied right off the oval office security tapes... Really, he's not that bright and I know he likes cream in his kofi or coffee I mean. __________________ Remember who your loyalties are divided between, and choose for the right reasons who deserves them. Last edited by kid5150; 09-09-2005 at 01:16 PM.

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09-09-2005, 01:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
GJ Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,226	On the subject of George Bush, has anyone noticed that he can't say "W"? He says it "double ewww." "double ewww, double ewww, double ewww dott"

09-09-2005, 01:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
HHDomains Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,666	Yesterday when he was talking about websites it sounded more like: doubleya doubleya doubleya __________________ Hampshire Hosting Affordable Shared and Reseller Hosting

09-09-2005, 02:00 PM	#11 (permalink)
Cobalt Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: North Dakota Posts: 1,375	Lol....Thats cool...Hu, NO WHO .... Lol...Interesting read.

09-09-2005, 02:45 PM	#12 (permalink)
Lyte Pros Against Prejudice Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 1,738	Cute. Hey, he's a Texan through and through. They all say "Doubleya!"

09-10-2005, 11:52 AM	#13 (permalink)
rtonia NamePros Regular Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: M a r s Posts: 412	doubleya doubleya doubleya dot namepros dot com Sounds awkward.

09-10-2005, 12:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
00AK00 Account Closed Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 11	Weird but funny!HAHHA

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