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Old 08-24-2005, 01:37 PM THREAD STARTER               #1 (permalink)
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Jack Schitt

For some time, many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "You don't know Jack
Schitt !" Well, thanks to my geneology efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
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Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt.
The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the paper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt



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lmao! thats a good one!
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lol the only real lol I had all day
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I commend the writer, and thank you for
sharing that brilliant piece of Schitt.
(Couldn't help myself CG)
I love it.
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ahaahahahahah! If you made that, your pretty good at jokes
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lol, nice one, i'll remember that!
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Haha, you made me wet myself! J/k...Very funny.
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lmao i love it, well done on posting that!
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Originally Posted by Veolus
ahaahahahahah! If you made that, your pretty good at jokes
Can't take credit for it, but just had to share it.
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pisa shit HAHAHAHAHAHA.. thats awesome.. .. so funny LOL
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