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binaryman · 06-12-2008, 10:54 AM

The premium domain Limericks.mobi is now on auction at SEDO with an opening bid of $100. Bid for this desirable domain now.
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Regards
Fred

A computer was heard to complain,
I find factoring letters a strain;
It's all 1s and 0s,
I rank as my heroes;
Ran his oftly repeated refrain.

The cuttlefish will use its ink
To hide itself—and so, I think,
Will I, although unlike my heroes,
I will hide in ones and zeroes.
It is my not-so-subtle wish
To emulate the cuttlefish,
To keep myself from public view
While writing what I write to you

My computer's my best friend you see,
It's better than any girlfriend could be,
Except it only has bugs,
Instead of nice juggs,
And a tendency to crash constantly.

A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

binaryman · 06-13-2008, 12:15 AM

There was a programmer from Crewe,
Whose do loops were remarkably few,
He'd comment them out
then would holler and shout,
"I don't really write them do you?"

A dozen, a gross, and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five time eleven,
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.

A computer, to print out a fact
will divide, multiply and subtract.
But this output can be
no more than debris
if the input was short of exact.

The arms of a barmaid from Yale
Were tattooed with the price of the ale
And on her behind
For the use of the blind
Was the same information, in Braille.

A programming genius called Hank
Wrote a system to 'access' his 'bank'
When his memory failed him
They nailed him then jailed him
Now his 'storage' is 'basic' and dank.

A programming genius called Gertie
Had a penchant for graphics so dirty
No computer she knew
Would accept what she drew
Until she had tickled its QWERTY.

A programming genius called Sewter
Built a limerick-writing computer.
The metre was fine
and the rhymes quite divine
But for some reason the damn thing always
got the last line wrong.

binaryman · 06-14-2008, 01:42 AM

Add some of your own limericks here

binaryman · 06-15-2008, 10:31 AM

Boring bunch here

06-12-2008, 10:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
binaryman Account Closed Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,110 100.00 NP$ (Donate)	Limericks.mobi is now on auction at SEDO The premium domain Limericks.mobi is now on auction at SEDO with an opening bid of $100. Bid for this desirable domain now. http://www.sedo.nl/auction/auction_d...ed=&partnerid= Regards Fred A computer was heard to complain, I find factoring letters a strain; It's all 1s and 0s, I rank as my heroes; Ran his oftly repeated refrain. The cuttlefish will use its ink To hide itself—and so, I think, Will I, although unlike my heroes, I will hide in ones and zeroes. It is my not-so-subtle wish To emulate the cuttlefish, To keep myself from public view While writing what I write to you My computer's my best friend you see, It's better than any girlfriend could be, Except it only has bugs, Instead of nice juggs, And a tendency to crash constantly. A limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical. Last edited by binaryman; 06-13-2008 at 12:44 AM.

06-13-2008, 12:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
binaryman Account Closed Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,110 100.00 NP$ (Donate)	There was a programmer from Crewe, Whose do loops were remarkably few, He'd comment them out then would holler and shout, "I don't really write them do you?" A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five time eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more. A computer, to print out a fact will divide, multiply and subtract. But this output can be no more than debris if the input was short of exact. The arms of a barmaid from Yale Were tattooed with the price of the ale And on her behind For the use of the blind Was the same information, in Braille. A programming genius called Hank Wrote a system to 'access' his 'bank' When his memory failed him They nailed him then jailed him Now his 'storage' is 'basic' and dank. A programming genius called Gertie Had a penchant for graphics so dirty No computer she knew Would accept what she drew Until she had tickled its QWERTY. A programming genius called Sewter Built a limerick-writing computer. The metre was fine and the rhymes quite divine But for some reason the damn thing always got the last line wrong. Last edited by binaryman; 06-13-2008 at 12:53 AM.

06-14-2008, 01:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
binaryman Account Closed Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,110 100.00 NP$ (Donate)	Add some of your own limericks here

06-15-2008, 10:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
binaryman Account Closed Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,110 100.00 NP$ (Donate)	Boring bunch here

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