So this is my new angle I guess. The anti-pitch. A mocking masterpiece of persuasive hyperbole - will it somehow serve to distinguish my humble offering from the multitude of insipid pretenders, all these so-called "rare premium pronounceable" abominations of phonetic morphology ?
Well, we'll see how this one plays to the eBay audience ...
(Tough crowd, tough crowd, they don't give my LLLLine noise no respect ...)
But we'll see who has the last laugh ... Hell, I'm laughing already.
Bidding starts at 0.88, no reserve, no lube, no mercy.
Check it out for a chuckle ->
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...em=330188703866