auction very rare 100% anti-premium -> ZVQJ <- utterly unpronounceable LLLL.com

filter · Nov 14, 2007

well folks, here it is in all its anti-premium glory ...

ZVQJ.com

This really is a very special piece. Registered in the wee hours of the morning of November 2nd 2007, this was one of the last150 to be picked up even in the most frenzied moments of the buyout. (Historical interest! http://www.namepros.com/161235-llll-com-countdown-96.html )

That's right. Out of 456976 possible LLLL.com, this was one of the very last 0.033 % to be regged - the absolute bottom of the barrel !

It doesn't get much rarer than that folks. This is truly a one of a kind LLLL.com you are looking at here.

And to be clear, every single letter from Z to V to Q to J in this 100% anti-premium specimen is widely regarded by self-proclaimed LLLL.com experts from Cleveland to Calcutta to be the absolute worst of the worst of the worst non-premium letters to have in any LLLL combination. (I have been told by a doctor of dot com philosophy from Beijing that the V doesn't even work well in a last gasp Chinese pinyin play!)

And just try to pronounce it. I dare you. No, on second thought - don't! You will surely barf out a lung and then choke on your tongue.

With only the most far-fetched acronym potential along the lines of ... I don't know ...

Zeitgeist Vortex Quantum Jumps ...?
Zombified Vitreous Quivering Jello ...?

If you are the lucky buyer of this amazing specimen, be prepared to hold it for a loooooong time.

This is not one for the quick-flip crowd, no sirreee bob!

Bottom line is, this little beauty is best-suited for the sophisticated connoisseur of anti-premium LLLL.com ...
a very "special" person with only the most contrarian sense of value and esthetics.

Could it be you ???

Bidding starts at only $7, with $1 increments
BIN is $25

Auction will end 48 hours after the last bid is placed, or once BIN price is reached.

Payment may be made via PayPal, moneybookers, e-gold, and [email protected]
Flexible financing terms are available to qualified customers.

Please note - this buyout baby is fully registered through 11/2/2008
... at GoDaddy no less.

Should you be so fortunate as to be the winner of this prize speciment, please be assured that your satisfaction with your purchase is unconditionally guaranteed! (Just don't "drop" it - that will certainly void the warranty!)

okay ... ZVQJ dot com. Enough said.

:yell: Bid early, and bid often! :yell:

Alex · Nov 14, 2007

$7 for this beauty...

Domain08 · Nov 14, 2007

$8.00 and You Got Yourself a Deal!

filter · Nov 14, 2007

:hi:

I can see that there are some gentlemen of wealth and taste in the house tonight !

Pleased to meet you, I hope you get your name ...
(But what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game ...)

(Sympathy for the ZVQJ ... by the Regging Stoned)

sparkplug · Nov 15, 2007

$9 here!

I figure four bad letters have to equal a good name. Three lefts make a right, after all.

Michael · Nov 15, 2007

That was the funniest thing I've seen all day. Good luck with this gem!

nicedomains · Nov 15, 2007

I love your marketing for this one... LOL here's a good luck bump!

netklick · Nov 15, 2007

LOL $10.0 here.

-NK

jido · Nov 15, 2007

Estibot estimates it at $20... A little effort!

$11

dannbkk · Nov 16, 2007

Does it come with buyers certificate and trophy

Standout! · Nov 16, 2007

... a letter of authenticity ideally from the Franklin Mint would be very much appreciated. Or, maybe an official breeding certificate to establish that it *is* related to the other highly prized names of ZVQX.com, ZVQY.com and ZVQZ.

-REECE- · Nov 16, 2007

$12

Nice name

filter · Nov 17, 2007

metamethis said:
... a letter of authenticity ideally from the Franklin Mint would be very much appreciated. Or, maybe an official breeding certificate to establish that it *is* related to the other highly prized names of ZVQX.com, ZVQY.com and ZVQZ.

Thanks so much for the bumps - and the bids !

This is supposedly my "anti-hype" approach, so I like to let the ZVQJ speak for itself. But by popular demand ... here is the documentation supporting the provenance of this specimen:

Date Fri, 2 Nov 2007 5:30 AM PST
From [email protected]
To --------------------------------- @no.spam.nospammail.net [Add]
Subject Information regarding the registration of ZVQJ.COM
===================================================================
DOMAIN REGISTRATION CONFIRMATION
===================================================================

Congratulations! Your registration request for the domain name(s) below was successful:

ZVQJ.COM
ZVQG.COM
ZVQH.COM
ZVQP.COM
ZVQN.COM

-----------------------------------------------------------
THE NEXT STEP: Log in to the Go Daddy(R) Account Manager [...]

Please note that the other LLLL in this batch were not pure 100% all non-premium letters. ZVQJ is the pick of the litter in that regard ! Please also note that although the GoDaddy promised registration of ZVQG to my account, that one actually went to someone else much to my disappointment. (And as for ZVQX, ZVQY and ZVQZ ... I wish that I were so fortunate to be the owner of those superb specimens. ZVQX and ZVQZ are currently in the possession of a reclusive Norwegian collector known as "the vacuum cleaner" ... I do not expect that these will be available to the public anytime soon, if ever. And ZVQY is also safe in the strong hands of another collector here at NP.)

Also, the official website http://www.ZVQJ.com is now available for your inspection.

Thank you so much!

Reece currently has the high bid @ $12 - thank you Reece!
Less than 36 hours to go before Reece claims his prize
(in the unlikely event that there are no higher bids.)

$12 is the bid to beat ... truly a bargain even at twice that price!

:yell:Ladies and gentleman - if I may offer a friendly word of advice to all those who have their eye on this prize, and are wondering when the time is right to place their bid ... Carpe Diem! That is to say - Buy it Now while you still can, before some other savvy collecter swoops down from on high to scoop up this unique specimen right out of your hesitating hands!:yell:

Standout! · Nov 17, 2007

Not #1 in Google yet for "Zeitgeist Vortex Quantum Jumpsuit", but give it a couple days!

filter · Nov 17, 2007

Thanks metamethis - for the record however should also note that this thread is the #1 result out of the 1400 or so that Google brings back for ZVQJ ...! Not sure if that's a good thing, but let's say that it is!

real1 · Nov 17, 2007

Hi,
From now on I changing my strategic goal: sell the best ones and keep worst ones.
Selling SUTU.com TravellRoo.com(over $20,000 parking revenue from travelroo this year) to raise capital.
But before I post my bid on ZVQJ.com,pleaaaase PMMM me parking and revenue stats.
After this post,Sedo will contact "filter" to offer him top role for new sedo auctions:
"Anti Premiums Domains"trade mark by Sedo or Tdnam(they lawyers working around the clock to get paper work done by monday)

filter · Nov 17, 2007

thanks real1 - to be clear, I've bought many anti-premiums and don't mind letting go of a few at still affordable prices to other afficionados ... but sutu.com ? wow. I'd be willing to trade 2 or even maybe 3 of my ZV-- pieces for something like sutu.com ! (seriously, that's a CVCV I can actually see someone wanting to pay $20K or whatever to brand with ... nice.)

As far as revenue goes - just put ZVQJ up on parked yesterday, 2 visits + one click for $0.44 reported so far (probably someone from NP, wouldn't expect this to continue - spare change donation appreciated, thank you very much! still probably better if I can maintain quality traffic / conversion stats with the few clicks I get in my parked portfolio!)

Thanks very much for the bumps and the bids everybody!
Reece will be proud owner in slightly less than 18 hours from now at 7:07 AM California time - (707! LOL) - tomorrow unless more bids come in over his high bid of $12 ... Get yer bids in now folks, this may be your last chance to own a prize anti-premium LLLL.com at very reasonable reseller prices!

real1 said:
Hi,
From now on I changing my strategic goal: sell the best ones and keep worst ones.
Selling SUTU.com TravellRoo.com(over $20,000 parking revenue from travelroo this year) to raise capital.
But before I post my bid on ZVQJ.com,pleaaaase PMMM me parking and revenue stats.
After this post,Sedo will contact "filter" to offer him top role for new sedo auctions:
"Anti Premiums Domains"trade mark by Sedo or Tdnam(they lawyers working around the clock to get paper work done by monday)

thetruman · Nov 17, 2007

hehe hilarious auction hope it goes to 24$ sory i am not bidding this time, but have a good advice to Real. Just buy this gem (ZVQJ ) and redirect it to SUTU.
Your quality trafic will greatly increase :yell:
by the way why dont you post some on LLLL best acronyms post you will have a great success!

trlsker01 · Nov 17, 2007

Zvqj

Nice one!

Zero Volume "Quality Jeans"

filter · Nov 18, 2007

well now ... here we are, in the wee hours of the morning US time (a bit after 1 AM here on the left coast, an hour or 2 or 3 past that from sea to shiny sea - and the sea in the SF bay area has been particularly shiny for the past few days - a little oil spill - but I digress.)

Elsewhere on this fine planet however, it is well nigh Sunday morning, and early birds are perhaps stirring in their nests, hungry for this particularly Yummy Worm that is ZVQJ dot Com .... Well come on birdies, now is the time to swoop down and beat Reece's respectable if somewhat conservative bid of $12, which will have won him this Tasty Treat of a Superbly Anti-Premium LLLL.com in just a few short hours as of 7:07 AM Pacific Standard Time ...

Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I should perhaps update the report on this wonderful but assuredly unsustainable fluke traffic and clicks, undoubtably a by-product of this auction buzz ...

Domain Statistics [ 2007-11-17 ] Download this report: csv xml rss email
Domain Name Visitors Clicks RPM CTR RPC Revenue ▼
zvqj.com 6 3 $101.67 50.00% $0.20 $0.61

So, hmmm ... Thanks peeps, that $0.61 in the last day actually represents more revenue than has been generated by the other 50 or so LLLL etc @parked for the last month+ ... Will I be called upon to explain this anomalous traffic pattern to my ever-vigilant account rep there, whom I have already menaced just a bit recently with an issue involving "domainwanker.com" (automated system insisted on putting landing page up as an adult template, though I had manually set keywords to "domain registration" - resulting a site featuring a big WWW sitting on a beach, surrounded by porn links - an oddly appropriate domainer fantasy perhaps, quite surreal. But ... we got all that straightened out eventually after a few emails back and forth, no lasting harm done.) First that ... and now this suspicious jump in traffic and clicks to "Zeitgeist Vortex Quantum Jumpsuits"? I may have some explaining to do if this silliness goes on much longer ...

$12 is the bid to beat, less than 6 hours left to do it. I just sold the similarly superb anti-premium WXZV dot com on eBay for $19.50 yesterday, so $12 is ... how shall we say ... a bargain. I'll let you in on a little secret here folks, just between you and me - the more you pay for something, the more it's worth! So go on and bid this baby up while you still have a chance! You will be glad you did (and will be kicking yourself if you wait until next year to buy one, I would venture to say...) :yell:

Alrighty then ... Going at $12 ... Going ... Going ...

RWAC · Nov 18, 2007

Are you Irish?

You've certainly got the gift of the gab!

Thought I was pretty good at obscure word/s selling, but this takes the biscuit, an excellent post, made me chortle with great merriment.

Bump.

I'll swap it for LCDTV.ws

Mark

italiandragon · Nov 18, 2007

Nice one

filter · Nov 18, 2007

hello, thanks for the bumps id and RWAC also thanks for the generous offer to swap LCDTV.ws, unfortunately strict adherence to the auction guidelines will not allow me to accept bids in any other than the monetary terms stipulated in the opening post .. $1 increments and so forth.

And so we have a winner! Reece takes the prize @ $12 - well played to the very end!

:sold:

Thanks so much everyone. It's been fun, but now time to reluctantly move on ... don't worry if you missed your chance on this one though, while it was certainly the pick of the anti-premium litter in my domaingery, there are still a few more where it came from!

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