Funny: Badly chosen Business Domain Names

italiandragon · 08-11-2007, 10:39 AM

This is too funny…. ! When it comes to selecting a domain name for your business or hobby you have a lot of choices. Before making your final choice always make sure that your domain cannot be misinterpreted or misread by your audience. The following list of domain names failed that test… don’t make the same mistake.

Experts Exchange is a knowledge base for programmers maintained by programmers to help each other. Their website is www.expertsexchange.com (can be misread as expert sex change)

Want to buy a pen? Pen Island is the place to go. Go to website www.penisland.net (can be misread as penis land)

Looking for a therapist? Try www.therapistfinder.com (can be misread as the rapist finder)
????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/domain-name-discussion/360560-funny-badly-chosen-business-domain-names.html

Looking for the Italian Power Generator company? They are at www.powergenitalia.com (can be misread as power genitalia)

If you want to find the Mole Station Native Nursery (they grow flowers). Look at www.molestationnursery.com (can be misread as molestation nursery)

The First Cumming Methodist Church picked a URL they may have cumm to regret. Theycan be found at www.CummingFirst.com (can be misread as cumming first)

If you need an art designer, you can find one at Speed Of Art. Their URL is www.speedofart.com. (could be misread as speedo fart)

An agency named “Who Represents” can tell you the name of the agent representing a celebrity. Their website is www.whorepresents.com (can be misread as whore presents)

italiandragon · 08-17-2007, 09:50 AM

Did anyone like it ?

-REECE- · 08-17-2007, 10:11 AM

Lol! Great list

The Rapist Finder gave me a good laugh... Not exactly what you're looking for if you had therapy in mind

RogueWriter · 08-17-2007, 10:17 AM

Actually, if your company could make it onto these lists that get passed around, this might be a great viral marketing tool.

Okay, your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to find the best 'worst name' for a tarp company.

C'mon, you can do it!

Coastalguy · 08-17-2007, 10:40 AM

Nice share.
Funny.

ST

onewordonly · 08-17-2007, 10:58 AM

hehehe, this thread gave me a chuckle

sashas · 08-17-2007, 11:09 AM

lol man
did these guys even look at the domain once after regging it? CummingFirst.com? TheRapistFinder.com (ok ok..TherapistFinder.com)

Imagine handing out your business card with the words: Visit us at TheRapistFinder.com. We'll find the best one for you!

toptek · 08-17-2007, 11:39 AM

This is better than my previous top of the day, which was British singer Amy Winehouse cancelling concerts due to drinking problem... hehehe

wikes82 · 08-17-2007, 12:44 PM

great find.. I was LMAO ...

PenisLand.com - LOL -

RogueWriter · 08-17-2007, 01:41 PM

Okay, TarpsExchange.com is all I can come up with ( TarpSexChange) , not very good. There has to be one I could spin into a viral marketing solution!

AdoptableDomains · 08-18-2007, 08:03 PM

I've seen them all before, but still enjoy it each time.

http://www.namepros.com/domain-appra...ists-net.html?
http://www.namepros.com/domain-name-...in-names.html?
http://www.namepros.com/domain-name-...rls-ever.html?
????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/showthread.php?t=360560
http://www.namepros.com/domain-name-...-website.html?
http://www.namepros.com/domain-name-...choosing.html?

Here's a few more variations of registered domains, a few of them active.

BeachBoyShits.com
ChristMaShits.com
AdoptableKidSexchange.com
AmateurSexchange.com
BabysitterSexchange.com
AnimalTheRapist.com
PsychoTheRapist.com

yes, there is a reason for the hyphen. expertsexchange.com actually now uses experts-exchange.com as their real website.

Cyberian · 08-18-2007, 08:23 PM

Thanks for the new ones Mark....

AmateurSexchange.com

Thats who you want operating during a sex change.

AdoptableKidSexchange.com

Ohhhh, you wanted a girl... No Problem...give us a couple days.

Cy

del.icio.us · 08-18-2007, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by italiandragon

This is too funny…. ! When it comes to selecting a domain name for your business or hobby you have a lot of choices. Before making your final choice always make sure that your domain cannot be misinterpreted or misread by your audience. The following list of domain names failed that test… don’t make the same mistake.

Experts Exchange is a knowledge base for programmers maintained by programmers to help each other. Their website is www.expertsexchange.com (can be misread as expert sex change)

Want to buy a pen? Pen Island is the place to go. Go to website www.penisland.net (can be misread as penis land)

Looking for a therapist? Try www.therapistfinder.com (can be misread as the rapist finder)

Looking for the Italian Power Generator company? They are at www.powergenitalia.com (can be misread as power genitalia)
????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/showthread.php?t=360560

If you want to find the Mole Station Native Nursery (they grow flowers). Look at www.molestationnursery.com (can be misread as molestation nursery)

The First Cumming Methodist Church picked a URL they may have cumm to regret. Theycan be found at www.CummingFirst.com (can be misread as cumming first)

If you need an art designer, you can find one at Speed Of Art. Their URL is www.speedofart.com. (could be misread as speedo fart)

An agency named “Who Represents” can tell you the name of the agent representing a celebrity. Their website is www.whorepresents.com (can be misread as whore presents)

Nice...

BTW, those companies can start an alternate business with those names ...

2 in 1

bbakk · 08-18-2007, 08:38 PM

Oh man I'm going to be laughing about speedo farts the next few days.

AdoptableDomains · 08-18-2007, 11:43 PM

A few more:

WhoRecommendsThis or WhoreCommendsThis?
WhoRecycles or WhoreCycles
WhoRemembers or WhoreMembers

AmericanScrapMetal or AmericansCrapMetal
NewsExtractor or NewSexTractor
LeadersExample or LeaderSexAmple
At Issue or A tissue
MobileHomesExpress or MobileHomeSexPress

kkworld · 08-19-2007, 04:21 AM

Originally Posted by italiandragon

????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/showthread.php?t=360560
Experts Exchange is a knowledge base for programmers maintained by programmers to help each other. Their website is www.expertsexchange.com (can be misread as expert sex change)

It is experts-exchange.com. not expertsexchange.com

AdoptableDomains · 08-19-2007, 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by kkworld

It is experts-exchange.com. not expertsexchange.com

It is now, but originally it wasn't. See here:
http://www.snopes.com/business/names/domains.asp

I also ran across this one on a drop list:
findanalbum - is it Find An Album or Find Anal Bum?

ssamriga · 08-19-2007, 01:41 PM

wonderful examples

ehoez.com · 08-19-2007, 03:17 PM

funny...

namenut · 08-19-2007, 07:11 PM

hehehehehehehehe

Thanks for the laugh .... It makes you wonder why or how no one would or could see the obvious.

Gotta love the ideas behind such innocent blindness. Kind of like kids....... you just gotta love it and laugh.

namenut

yandig · 11-06-2007, 03:24 PM

I know this is an old thread, but I was doing a domain search today, and came across the following: UsedRugs.com (UseDrugs)

It seemed appropriate for this thread

DomainMayhem.com · 11-06-2007, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by yandig

I know this is an old thread, but I was doing a domain search today, and came across the following: UsedRugs.com (UseDrugs)

It seemed appropriate for this thread

LOL! I guess the hyphen will become popular with names like these!

italiandragon · 11-06-2007, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by yandig

I know this is an old thread, but I was doing a domain search today, and came across the following: UsedRugs.com (UseDrugs)
????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/showthread.php?t=360560

It seemed appropriate for this thread

Wonderful example! Wow I would change domain immediately

weblord · 11-06-2007, 06:30 PM

therepist finder by day, rapist finder by night

????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/showthread.php?t=360560

Originally Posted by Reece

Lol! Great list

The Rapist Finder gave me a good laugh... Not exactly what you're looking for if you had therapy in mind

namenut · 11-06-2007, 08:03 PM

I think I regged one last night. The name is:

getoffdrugs.info

As in Get Off of Drugs. But looking at it this morning it looks like Getoff Drugs. Do you know what I mean? like get off on drugs .... rather than get off of ...... Heh?

namenut

08-11-2007, 10:39 AM	THREAD STARTER #1 (permalink)
italiandragon NamePros Expert Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: AUSTRALIA Posts: 6,390	Funny: Badly chosen Business Domain Names This is too funny…. ! When it comes to selecting a domain name for your business or hobby you have a lot of choices. Before making your final choice always make sure that your domain cannot be misinterpreted or misread by your audience. The following list of domain names failed that test… don’t make the same mistake. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base for programmers maintained by programmers to help each other. Their website is www.expertsexchange.com (can be misread as expert sex change) Want to buy a pen? Pen Island is the place to go. Go to website www.penisland.net (can be misread as penis land) Looking for a therapist? Try www.therapistfinder.com (can be misread as the rapist finder) ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/domain-name-discussion/360560-funny-badly-chosen-business-domain-names.html Looking for the Italian Power Generator company? They are at www.powergenitalia.com (can be misread as power genitalia) If you want to find the Mole Station Native Nursery (they grow flowers). Look at www.molestationnursery.com (can be misread as molestation nursery) The First Cumming Methodist Church picked a URL they may have cumm to regret. Theycan be found at www.CummingFirst.com (can be misread as cumming first) If you need an art designer, you can find one at Speed Of Art. Their URL is www.speedofart.com. (could be misread as speedo fart) An agency named “Who Represents” can tell you the name of the agent representing a celebrity. Their website is www.whorepresents.com (can be misread as whore presents) __________________ www.MMCP.com www.decretoingiuntivo.net www.ipotecalegale.info www.swishersweetslittlecigars.com

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08-17-2007, 10:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
RogueWriter NamePros Expert Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Smalltown USA Posts: 5,036	Actually, if your company could make it onto these lists that get passed around, this might be a great viral marketing tool. Okay, your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to find the best 'worst name' for a tarp company. C'mon, you can do it! __________________ "I'm so mean I make MEDICINE sick." -Muhammad Ali

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08-17-2007, 10:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
-REECE- NamePros Expert Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 8,984	Lol! Great list The Rapist Finder gave me a good laugh... Not exactly what you're looking for if you had therapy in mind

08-17-2007, 11:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
sashas Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jaipur, India Posts: 3,101	lol man did these guys even look at the domain once after regging it? CummingFirst.com? TheRapistFinder.com (ok ok..TherapistFinder.com) Imagine handing out your business card with the words: Visit us at TheRapistFinder.com. We'll find the best one for you!

08-17-2007, 11:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
toptek NamePros Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 54	This is better than my previous top of the day, which was British singer Amy Winehouse cancelling concerts due to drinking problem... hehehe

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08-17-2007, 01:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
RogueWriter NamePros Expert Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Smalltown USA Posts: 5,036	Okay, TarpsExchange.com is all I can come up with ( TarpSexChange) , not very good. There has to be one I could spin into a viral marketing solution! __________________ "I'm so mean I make MEDICINE sick." -Muhammad Ali

08-18-2007, 08:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
AdoptableDomains Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: SW Ohio Posts: 4,015	I've seen them all before, but still enjoy it each time. http://www.namepros.com/domain-appra...ists-net.html? http://www.namepros.com/domain-name-...in-names.html? http://www.namepros.com/domain-name-...rls-ever.html? ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/showthread.php?t=360560 http://www.namepros.com/domain-name-...-website.html? http://www.namepros.com/domain-name-...choosing.html? Here's a few more variations of registered domains, a few of them active. BeachBoyShits.com ChristMaShits.com AdoptableKidSexchange.com AmateurSexchange.com BabysitterSexchange.com AnimalTheRapist.com PsychoTheRapist.com yes, there is a reason for the hyphen. expertsexchange.com actually now uses experts-exchange.com as their real website. __________________ AdoptableDomains.com ~~~~~Finding Good Homes for Good Names~~~~~ FuelPrices.mobi - Fish.us - ManhattanNewYork.net - Salesmen.info - SoundSystems.org Dickering.com - JobPlacement.biz - LotteryTickets.ws - Deleted.cc - Names.im - MP3.hn

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Cyberian Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Emerald Triangle Posts: 4,592	Thanks for the new ones Mark.... AmateurSexchange.com Thats who you want operating during a sex change. AdoptableKidSexchange.com Ohhhh, you wanted a girl... No Problem...give us a couple days. Cy __________________ Remember who your loyalties are divided between, and choose for the right reasons who deserves them. Last edited by ~ Cyberian ~; 08-18-2007 at 08:28 PM.

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namenut Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Las Vegas, NV. Posts: 3,442 Follow @namenut	hehehehehehehehe Thanks for the laugh .... It makes you wonder why or how no one would or could see the obvious. Gotta love the ideas behind such innocent blindness. Kind of like kids....... you just gotta love it and laugh. namenut __________________ GrowRoomz ~ RXkush ~ WTBnames ~ WTSnames ~ PortPholeo I try to keep my mouth shut ... but sometimes I type out loud. Aleixa - Bevus - Eliite - Grafrica - iViDD - Koilz - Muule - Ujene

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yandig Domain Bagger Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Coma Berenices Posts: 3,862 Follow @domainbagger	I know this is an old thread, but I was doing a domain search today, and came across the following: UsedRugs.com (UseDrugs) It seemed appropriate for this thread __________________ Yandig Available Domains

11-06-2007, 08:03 PM	#25 (permalink)
namenut Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Las Vegas, NV. Posts: 3,442 Follow @namenut	I think I regged one last night. The name is: getoffdrugs.info As in Get Off of Drugs. But looking at it this morning it looks like Getoff Drugs. Do you know what I mean? like get off on drugs .... rather than get off of ...... Heh? namenut __________________ GrowRoomz ~ RXkush ~ WTBnames ~ WTSnames ~ PortPholeo I try to keep my mouth shut ... but sometimes I type out loud. Aleixa - Bevus - Eliite - Grafrica - iViDD - Koilz - Muule - Ujene

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