250NP$ to the most outrageous unregistered domain! No .coms or .nets allowed!
250NP$ to the most outrageous unregistered domain! No .coms or .nets allowed!
Pretend you're the owner of a large company. You've waited much too long to stake your claim on the internet and now you're frustrated that you can't find a proper domain name for your company for less than $25,000. After searching for many months, you go insane from the stress and you register the first thing that comes into your newly fractured mind.
I want to see something funny/original along the lines of the ClownPenis.fart SNL skit. Yes, I understand that you can't use .fart as an extension, but I want to see some creative domains using existing tlds produced by some "outside the box" thinking.
Absolutely no .coms or .nets!!! Post names on this thread. If you have a concept that makes the name more understandable, please post it with the name. I will allow .biz, .info, .org, .name, and .us domains. I will also allow country code domain hacks as long as the domain can be held by an American registrant. Name hacks are definitely not required though. The name must be unregistered or you forfeit the prize. If you make a submission, you can't register any name on this thread (including your submission) until the contest is over.
I will be the sole judge on this thread, but I encourage comments to keep the thread seen. If you think a name should win, please give a reason why. There will be a 50NP$ runner-up prize for the second funniest/original domain. I want quantity along with quality. If there are less than 25 different names on this thread by the end of the competition, the prize drops to 150NP$ winner/25NP$ runner-up. Sorry about this, but I'm running this contest for a reason, and I don't like throwing lots of NP$ away willy-nilly.
Submit your domains by 1:00am Central time, September 23rd. Go to it!
There's no limit to submissions, but on the other side of the token, I hope I don't get a bunch of non-creative domains such as punycow.us and gypsybutt.org dumped on my thread.
I hope you will enter!
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Last edited by briman1970 : 09-15-2007 at 02:42 AM.
Not bad. These are funny hacks, but I think I'm looking for more generic names that don't need to necessarily fit with any specific company. I know that's hard.
I think the lifef**ked.me one would be something that an insane ceo would register in his rage at not being able to find an appropriate domain for his company. In the SNL skit, they had to take the very last domain that was left on the internet and it was only available because it was completely outrageous and no one else would want it. I want to see stuff like that.
SquattersFragged.us, WeFreakinRock.biz, OhScrewIt.org, and OhScrew.it are a few names that I thought of in the last 10 minutes or so. I'm sure the creative minds here at NP can do better than that. Btw, don't worry... I am not eligible to win my contest.
Any domains submitted must be available to register. This one is taken.
Everyone please read my op thoroughly before posting your domains.
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