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04-21-2008, 07:24 PM
· #26 www.1weblord.com
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04-21-2008, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by weblord #24 100np$ is the prize btw spam is posting a url
I unspammed the URL
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04-21-2008, 07:29 PM
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READ THIS!!!
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi
was going up to bed when
his wife told him that he'd left the
light on in the garden shed, which
she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn
off the light but saw that
there were people in the shed stealing
things. He phoned the
police, who asked 'Is someone in your
house?' and he said 'no'.
Then they said that all patrols were
busy, and that he should...
...To be Continued
04-21-2008, 07:32 PM
· #29 www.1weblord.com
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04-21-2008, 07:35 PM
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This business is all about who you know.
04-21-2008, 07:37 PM
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Continued...
simply lock his door and an officer
would be along when available.
...To Be Continued
04-21-2008, 07:38 PM
· #32 www.1weblord.com
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04-21-2008, 07:39 PM
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George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted
to 30, and phoned the
04-21-2008, 07:43 PM
· #34 www.1weblord.com
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04-21-2008, 07:43 PM
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police again. 'Hello, I just called you
a few seconds ago
04-21-2008, 07:44 PM
· #36 www.1weblord.com
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04-21-2008, 07:45 PM
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because there were people stealing
things from my
04-21-2008, 07:48 PM
· #38 www.1weblord.com
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#38 i mean
04-21-2008, 07:48 PM
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shed. Well, you don't have to worry
about them now
04-21-2008, 07:49 PM
· #40 www.1weblord.com
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04-21-2008, 07:49 PM
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I used to be in the scottish mafia.
04-21-2008, 07:50 PM
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because I just SHOT THEM,
then he hung up
04-21-2008, 07:50 PM
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bees & dogs can smell fear
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04-21-2008, 07:51 PM
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I drive my tricycle to work.
04-21-2008, 07:53 PM
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Within two minutes six police cars, a
SWAT Team, a
04-21-2008, 07:54 PM
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<sorry didn't actually think that was the punchline>
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04-21-2008, 07:54 PM
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ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence and
caught the burglars red-handed
Last edited by Red Rock : 04-21-2008 at 08:00 PM .
04-21-2008, 07:56 PM
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How come when its a person we call it an abortion and when its a chicken we call it an omelette?
04-21-2008, 07:57 PM
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A lady looked out her kitchen window and saw 2 guys across the street.
One was digging a hole, and the 2nd would fill it.
again and again!
After about an hour of watching these two digging a hole, and filling it again... she walked across the street and asked them what they were doing.
They said they were planting trees, and she asked where the trees were,
and the one guy responded "the guy who puts the tree
in the ground is off sick today"
04-21-2008, 07:57 PM
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One of the Policemen said to George: 'I
thought you said
that you'd shot them!'