Happy Holiday Spam Fun Time - Page 54

weblord · 12-22-2007, 02:17 AM

never altered it

Originally Posted by DotSauce

HACKS!@!!!1

now it's 67

***DotSauce*** · 12-22-2007, 02:22 AM

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bbalegere · 12-22-2007, 02:26 AM

You got to spam here i suppose

Netizen · 12-22-2007, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by bbalegere

You got to spam here i suppose

And your doing that

weblord · 12-22-2007, 02:29 AM

im invisible

Originally Posted by Netizen

hey weblord you got red light? is that spamming alert?

Charley · 12-22-2007, 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by bbalegere

You got to spam here i suppose

Should be useful spam.

weblord · 12-22-2007, 02:34 AM

spam us with your best spam

Originally Posted by bbalegere

You got to spam here i suppose

***DotSauce*** · 12-22-2007, 02:36 AM

Originally Posted by Charley

Should be useful spam.

USEFUL? Blasphemous.

Spam is about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

weblord · 12-22-2007, 02:38 AM

soemthing that can be eaten psam typo

Originally Posted by Charley

Should be useful spam.

Charley · 12-22-2007, 02:39 AM

Originally Posted by DotSauce

USEFUL? Blasphemous.

Not like this below
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Originally Posted by bluearrow

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weblord · 12-22-2007, 02:40 AM

you are a choosy spam eater

Originally Posted by Charley

Not like this below

Charley · 12-22-2007, 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by weblord

you are a choosy spam eater

Yea ! right , lol.

weblord · 12-22-2007, 02:41 AM

The 12 bugs of Christmas
For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

See if they can do it again.

For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/showthread.php?t=409589
See if they can do it again.

For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Tell them it's a feature
Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

xGriffin · 12-22-2007, 02:42 AM

im bored lol....Actually im now

im working on a IPB skinning forumzzzzz

weblord · 12-22-2007, 02:43 AM

12 Days Of Helpdesk
Original: "12 Days of Christmas"

On the first day of Christmas, a user gave to me
A problem with E.T.

On the second day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Two VendaCards and a problem with E.T.

On the third day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Three dead disks,
Two venda cards, and a problem with E.T.

On the fourth day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.

On the fifth day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.

On the sixth day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.

On the seventh day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.

On the eighth day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Eight phones a-ringing,
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.

On the ninth day of Chrsitmas, a user gave to me
Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing,
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.

On the tenth day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Ten ribbons fading,
Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing,
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Eleven system errors, ten ribbons fading,
Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing,
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, a user gave to me
Twelve e-mail problems,
Eleven system errors, ten ribbons fading,
Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing,
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.

Charley · 12-22-2007, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by weblord

The 12 bugs of Christmas

I recieved an email similar to this in my spam folder.

weblord · 12-22-2007, 02:44 AM

12 Step Recovery Program For Web Addicts

1.

I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
2.

I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3.

I will get dressed before noon.
4.

I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.
5.

I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.
6.

I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.
7.

I will read a book... if I still remember how.
8.

I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.
9.

I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10.

1I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
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11.

I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
12.

Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Web will always be there tomorrow!

RJ · 12-22-2007, 03:08 AM

Nice job everyone. Party must come to a close... I hope you got all the spamming out of your system. We only do this one day a year you know.

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12-22-2007, 02:22 AM	#1327 (permalink)
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12-22-2007, 02:26 AM	#1328 (permalink)
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12-22-2007, 02:41 AM	#1338 (permalink)
weblord NamePros Legend Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Philippines - www.Nabaza.com Posts: 19,785	The 12 bugs of Christmas For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me See if they can do it again. For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/showthread.php?t=409589 See if they can do it again. For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Reinstall the software Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Say they need an upgrade Reinstall the software Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Find a way around it Say they need an upgrade Reinstall the software Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Blame it on the hardware Find a way around it Say they need an upgrade Reinstall the software Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Change the documentation Blame it on the hardware Find a way around it Say they need an upgrade Reinstall the software Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Say it's not supported Change the documentation Blame it on the hardware Find a way around it Say they need an upgrade Reinstall the software Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Tell them it's a feature Say it's not supported Change the documentation Blame it on the hardware Find a way around it Say they need an upgrade Reinstall the software Ask for a dump Run with the debugger Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. __________________ Nabaza.com - Amaia

12-22-2007, 02:43 AM	#1340 (permalink)
weblord NamePros Legend Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Philippines - www.Nabaza.com Posts: 19,785	12 Days Of Helpdesk Original: "12 Days of Christmas" On the first day of Christmas, a user gave to me A problem with E.T. On the second day of Christmas, a user gave to me Two VendaCards and a problem with E.T. On the third day of Christmas, a user gave to me Three dead disks, Two venda cards, and a problem with E.T. On the fourth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the fifth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Five Token Rings (snap!) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the sixth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (snap!) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the seventh day of Christmas, a user gave to me Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (snap!) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the eighth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Eight phones a-ringing, Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (snap!) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the ninth day of Chrsitmas, a user gave to me Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing, Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (snap!) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the tenth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Ten ribbons fading, Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing, Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (snap!) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the eleventh day of Christmas, a user gave to me Eleven system errors, ten ribbons fading, Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing, Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (snap!) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. On the twelfth day of Christmas, a user gave to me Twelve e-mail problems, Eleven system errors, ten ribbons fading, Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing, Seven files missing, six servers crashing, Five Token Rings (snap!) Four virused files, three dead disks, Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T. __________________ Nabaza.com - Amaia

12-22-2007, 02:44 AM	#1342 (permalink)
weblord NamePros Legend Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Philippines - www.Nabaza.com Posts: 19,785	12 Step Recovery Program For Web Addicts 1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3. I will get dressed before noon. 4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web. 5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived. 6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web. 7. I will read a book... if I still remember how. 8. I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web. 9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. 10. 1I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not. ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/showthread.php?t=409589 11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web. 12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Web will always be there tomorrow! __________________ Nabaza.com - Amaia

12-22-2007, 02:42 AM	#1339 (permalink)
xGriffin Account Closed Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 102	im bored lol....Actually im now im working on a IPB skinning forumzzzzz

12-22-2007, 03:08 AM	THREAD STARTER #1343 (permalink)
RJ NamePros Webmaster Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,930 Follow @DomainBuyer	Nice job everyone. Party must come to a close... I hope you got all the spamming out of your system. We only do this one day a year you know. Top holiday spammers alexsimon 386 posts WINS 500 NP$ Congrats alex! The following runner ups win NP$ equal to the number of posts they made: weblord 266 FrozenDeception 218 johname 129 Netizen 52 antman 34 -Nick- 24 DotSauce 20 rudyhernandez 19 mis_chiff 19 __________________ @DomainBuyer facebook Last edited by -RJ-; 12-22-2007 at 03:54 AM.

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