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12-21-2007, 06:16 PM
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| The brain  Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 465
    | A man and a woman — who have never met before but are both married to other people — found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly: he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/namepros-holiday-party/409589-happy-holiday-spam-fun-time.html At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.” “I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.” “Wow! That’s a great idea,” he exclaimed. “Good,” she replied. “Get your own blanket!” After a moment of silence, he farted. |
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12-21-2007, 06:16 PM
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| NamePros Legend  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Philippines - www.Nabaza.com
Posts: 19,785
  | Specific Spammer Jokes Ronnie Scleson # Did you hear Ronnie Scleson locked his keys in his car? He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out. # Ronnie Scleson bought a brand new corvette. He drives around all the time waving at his fellow rednecks. One day the rednecks stop him, they draw a circle in the dirt and say "If you step out of that circle, we will kick your ass." They pick up hammers and start busting up his new car. They look back and Ronnie is smiling. They hit the car some more, and he is laughing. They walk over to him and ask "Why are you laughing, we just busted up your car." Ronnie says "I know, but I stepped out of the circle 9 times."
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12-21-2007, 06:19 PM
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| NamePros Legend Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Philippines - www.Nabaza.com
Posts: 19,785
| AN ODE TO SPAM(tm) Oh SPAM(tm)! Oh SPAM(tm)! Gourmet delight! My food by day, my dreams by night. To carve, to slice, to dice you up - pureed in a blender and sipped from a cup. What shining deity from Olympus knelt down to the earth and hog butt smelt? Creating then man's eternal desire for swine entrails congealed by fire. On some corporate farm, a pig has died. Eyes, tongue, and snout end up inside that cube of SPAM(tm) hidden in the can I now hold in my trembling hand. ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/showthread.php?t=409589 More than mere food, SPAM(tm) is for me a hedonistic expression of gluttonous glee. Mottled with pork fat, the pink cube engrosses. My mouth takes it in, my intestine disposes. Long have my arteries clogged to the sound of sizzling SPAM(tm) when there's no one around - furtively chewing or swallowing whole. Triple bypass by forty, my medical goal. Other processed meat products I've tried or declined Vienna Sausages, Treet, even pig's feet in brine. Though each may be tasty in different ways, none matches SPAM(tm) for gelatinous glaze. That glistening pinkness beckons me with gristle, fat, and BHT. Oh SPAM(tm), my SPAM(tm) - the taste, the smell! The sacred meat product, from Hormel. |
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12-21-2007, 06:20 PM
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| NamePros Legend Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Philippines - www.Nabaza.com
Posts: 19,785
| Spam Jokes Man, those spammers sure are becoming creative and funny lately. Every day my Akismet blocks over 60 spam comments, and when I scroll through them to verify if no legit comment has been ‘blacklisted’ I tend to read once in a while what the ’spam meme’ of the moment is. These last few days, I get a lot of jokes. Some are totally not funny, others even make me smile. Then I wonder if I should approve the comment because it’s such a good try… see: Hello Mum & Dad decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie” with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with an ice cream and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: “There’s a car being towed from the parking lot” he shouted. A few moments passed. “An ambulance just drove by” A few moments later, “Looks like the Anderson’s have company” he called out. “Matt’s riding a new bike…..” “The Coopers are having sex!!” Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!! Dad cautiously asked, “How do you know they are having sex??” ????: NamePros.com http://www.namepros.com/showthread.php?t=409589 “Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony with an ice cream too.” link - alprazolam us link - alprazolam xanax Hehe. A classic. Maybe I should start to bundle and publish these spam jokes? I don’t know. They’re plenty. My guess is I’d have a trilogy within the year. |
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12-21-2007, 06:21 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Oradea
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