i often wondered: take the phone book, thumb to attorneys, pick the ones with long names and pitch them a LLLL.com
here's one from my available list:
fbrj.com Available
Flottmeyer Burgos Ryan and Johnson Attys at Law
think i could get them to pay $100
on another note: is it considered "bad form" to acquire local or close by business names .com and try a sell them their name for $100 (basically a $90 finder and acquisition fee)
